I can’t believe I broke up with the hottest girl I’ll ever get..... I really Dan Andrews’d the fuck out of that one
by Joe_kickasss September 9, 2020

Bazooka Dan is a guy with black curly hair a crazy hard headed person Bazooka Dan I would be careful around him always ready to fight or ready for crime. bazooka dan has different personalities gotta be careful what you say to him or her Always know he got it on him
by Hidenchild November 21, 2023

A deadbeat dan is a father figure, usually suffering from an addiction or substance abuse( drugs or alcohol). Can or will have multiple offspring from different parents, with out ever being married. Is typically a toxic person, and thinks very highly of themselves, but has little life accomplishments to speak of.
by Texan anon July 27, 2021

Dan feng is a character from the hit game, Honkai: Star rail.
He's so fucking hot i would've let him spit all over me and split me in half with those two double decker dongs.
Every time i look at a picture of that pretty princess i cream over the screen and hope he rides my face.
He's so fucking hot i would've let him spit all over me and split me in half with those two double decker dongs.
Every time i look at a picture of that pretty princess i cream over the screen and hope he rides my face.
Person 1: Do you know Dan feng from Honkai: Star rail?
Person 2: He's so sexy, i want to breed that man.
Person 2: He's so sexy, i want to breed that man.
by ArrowShark February 4, 2024

dan is dog water. if youre friends with a dan his dads fat and his mom is waiting to make love to you.
Dan your dads overweight!
by SGhero48 January 26, 2021

Iron chode, protector, guardian, has your back, loyal, full of humor and wise-cracks, has the best laugh, all noises out of his mouth are great, he moans and purrs in his sleep, has a strong back, supportive, loyal, a genuine guy who stays out of other's business, mums the word, private yet willing to share, women throw themselves at him and beg, biting at the bit, from Boston, beautiful smile, deep gorgeous eyes you could get lost in, a flirt, a man's man, thick fingers, intelligent, will always have your back, the heart to serve humanity, athletic, grunts and moans that make your knees weak. Dan is the man, a man's man. Don't let him go.
Dan's iron chode made me moan all day and all night. Dan's cock walk has the ladies like...ummmmmm hmmmmm. Dan's moans are enough to make you squirt.
by Swahinee March 23, 2021
