a cole metzger is a term used for a perfect man. cole metzger’s are the ideal boyfriend / husband. cole metzger’s are perfect, amazing, pretty, sweet, kind, comforting, loving, genuine, smart, and funny. it’s easy to get along with cole metzger. usually, when women find their soulmate, they often can be described as a cole metzger. cole metzger’s are baby girls and shine bright like the morning sun.
“my boyfriend is such a cole metzger”
“you’re so lucky! i wish i had a cole metzger, instead my boyfriend is a john cock…”
“you’re so lucky! i wish i had a cole metzger, instead my boyfriend is a john cock…”
by beomics March 16, 2024
Get the cole metzgermug. by Cole ski February 1, 2021
Get the cole skimug. 
Biggest douche bag you’ll ever meet. He thinks he’s the shit because he’s fucked 5 5 whores and plays football. He’s someone you’ll never want to meet.
I was having a good day until that kid Cole Johnston walked in. He punched me in the face as he walked by
by Efaulkn December 9, 2019
Get the Cole Johnstonmug. The nicest coolest person you’ll ever meet. :) and I mean ever. He has a Chic-Fil-A but it’s relatable lmao. He has the cutest little brothers and used to post thirst traps but we don’t talk about that...-Carli Ceretti :)
by anonymous October 25, 2020
Get the Cole Alisonmug. Cole is usually a short blonde kid with blue eyes who stalks his "friends" and constantly infiltrates friendly gatherings and events usually to Teese his female friends about who they are hanging out with
Cole you have literal fan behavior
by anonymous February 6, 2021
Get the Colemug. Cole is a kid that is somehow 14 and 4'9. He is really pissy sometimes and has never had a girlfriend. He has a mom named Kelly that is pretty Ummm different.
by anonymous November 12, 2020
Get the Cole Raymond Southgatemug.