Captain Falcon Syndrome

the phenomenon that occurs when cartoon characters (or characters in general), esp. anime characters always shout out the names of their attacks before using them, therefore pointlessly notifying the opponent that they will use the attack on them, and giving the opponent a chance to fight back somehow. Named after Captain Falcon, a notable character with this syndrome

"Falcon Punch!" —Captain Falcon
"Why are you shouting the name of your attack? They'll know when to jump out of the way when you use it, you have Captain Falcon Syndrome"

"Kamehameha!" —Dragonball character

by vampiremonkeycyborg December 21, 2009

Captain save a hoe

The phrase was popularized by from that e-40 song to refer to a dude that plays the role. buy girls shit, gives them money and eats the box execively. Mean while she uses his ass for all that shit. Dude falls in love to soon. shit like that

"Its a bird its a plane what is that niggas name captain save a hoe, hey" -E-40-
or
The guys keeps buying flowers for that girl he just meet. What a Captain save a hoe mother fucker

by B-dub (refers to my age) November 18, 2005

captain sandy vag

An everyday mood that resembles that of when a female gets sand in her vagina.

Damn! Vannessa is making me into a Captain Sandy Vag!

by Jrk459er November 29, 2006

Captain Saggy Pants

one who looks like they shit themselves.

KALA aka captain saggy pants.

by evolu. October 20, 2009

Captain McJizz Guzzler

a pirate leader who consumes large amounts of liquid produced by the male genitalia.

Man, your a Captain McJizz Guzzler.

by ;-) whore March 28, 2010

Ship, captain, and crew

Noun, can be used as a verb: The act of inserting one's penis into a rectum. This is the ship. Upon the successful entry of said penis, one will insert the first (perferred) of two testicles. This is the captain. Upon the boarding of the ship this captain will ultimately need his crew. At this time the lesser of two testicles will be inserted. Once this has happened you have won the "pot" ... As in her anus.

I went to a dinner party with a date and asked if the ship, captain, and crew could come along.

by Kap'n KP January 10, 2016

Captain America

A huge rip off of Captain Falcon in every way. Created by Marvel to mooch off the success of Falcon. Born on the planet Namek.

I wish Captain America wasn't such a bad rip off of Captain Falcon.

by LightningrodC August 22, 2010