Fingering the Beans

The act of stimulating an anus with your finger while said person is in the process of having explosive chunky or thick muddy diarrhea resembling beans or re-fried beans. In general the diarrhea coats the finger, hand and wrist at beast.

John by accident ended up fingering the beans with his girlfriend Lily. While lost in lust her bowels gave out and she exploded horrid chunky diarrhea all over but John refused to quit and kept swirling his digit around in the beans.

by Dogler July 27, 2017

Smol bean

Someone who is extremely cute and fragile

Louis Tomlinson is a smol bean! I love him so much!

by Luchi Styles June 19, 2019

stirrin the beans

Verb. The act of one sexually slapping the testes portion of the male genitalia

"What'd you and Rick do last night?" "Oh we stayed In, were just stirrin the beans"

by Beanstirrer April 22, 2017

Brew the Bean

1. To make coffee.

2. Vigorous masturbation of the female clitoris.

I love Starbucks. They really can brew the bean.

I was just about to brew the bean when my roommate walked in on me.

I did nothing but brew the bean this weekend and now my pussy is tender to the touch.

by Dick Onchin February 7, 2021

Smol bean

Mfs who think that being short is cute. Use UwU / OwO / ._. / ;-; /.-. / XDDD / BAHAHA. They think they're quirky and are similar to uwu girls.

Mochi / Cute / Single / Shy: I'm a smol bean UwU
Ray: Keys without the e.

by 8xnes June 8, 2021

Rational beans

A synonym mainly used in response to a rational argument. Used only by Ameera.

Person 1: 3/4 = x/4 solves to x = 3
Person 2: Rational beans, man. Rational beans.

by rationalbean May 29, 2020

bean cream

fireball mixed with sprite cranberry. guaranteed to get you fucked up lol

ayyy mix that bean cream bro

by urgr0unded October 15, 2019