speed Bump

speed Bump is a guy from Leicestershire who's been hit by a car 3 times up to now with minor injuries and often has no second thoughts about useing his fists. speed Bump will often think hes invincible or just the greatest person to ever live speed Bump can either be calm or a prick to you it all depends on how you treat him.

jhon/ yo bro you heard

Kaine/ about what

jhon/ speed Bump and his guys band that Roons guy from parks for being a nonce twat and mans called the pigs

Kaine/ ye i hured my man got away with it you know

John/ thats a madness g tho still

by Dr speed bump November 27, 2019

Bump

A bump is when you go for a drive only to bop music. This is a practice that must be done weekly to maintain a steady health. Many people like to grab Popeyes if Fran let’s them whilst bumping.

Steven: yo you tryna go for a quick bump?
David: yeah let’s grab Popeyes too
Steven: 🗿

by Bumplebee November 27, 2019

Bump dump

The act of giving birth.

Jessica's had her bump dump, seen her stretch marks?

by Kleahey November 29, 2019

Bumped Rocks

It is like Bro/ Sister fist but heavy metal brutal !

I thought I was going to get a bro fist but we bumped rocks and now my hands feel on fire!

by Theangeldawn March 29, 2019

bumped coconuts

When you booty bump another booty on accident....

I was backing off the dance floor when I accidentally bumped coconuts with a complete uggo who then thought I was trying to dance with him fml

by chick45674456 March 29, 2019

bump

to scam someone

person 1: Yo bro do you wanna buy this phone of me on paypal

person 2: Nah g i ain’t tryna get bumped

by Sam sheffield April 8, 2019

Bumps on a Log

It's that thing when one gay guy puts his testicles on another gay guys' penis. (From Saturday Night Live)

Gay guy: "hey you want to have relations?"
Other gay guy: "only if you do Bumps on a Log..."

by Blazed_Dorito April 12, 2019