He told you he wanted to marry you on the fourth date. He quit college and told you to relax when you said you were concerned about their future. You'll feel guilty thinking about guys who actually take their girlfriends out after he stops wanting to go places. Before you know it some girl says she's dating him. The ex boyfriend isn't serious about marriage and has tons of ex girlfriends that you never knew about. He'll disappear from your life.
by MCBL March 5, 2017

“Hey do you have any plans on the second weekend of October”
“Yeah! Its national call your national call your boyfriend weekend!”
“Yeah! Its national call your national call your boyfriend weekend!”
by pseudonymdagreat October 6, 2023

Funny, kindest person you’ll ever meet, very attractive, best smile:) , has the power to make anybody happy with just his words, such an amazing laugh, anyone who has even a chance to speak to him is so lucky. I could never put into words how amazing he is. <4
by <callie4 July 1, 2021

by Kaylabossy March 9, 2020

by Monkeman399 June 9, 2024

Guy 1: So, what did you think of the Boyfriends web comic?
Guy 2: It was cringe! I never want to see it again!
Guy 2: It was cringe! I never want to see it again!
by OdetteTheAnmimator2007 July 5, 2022
