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Smock blocked

When your cute waiter's crotch is blocked from view because they have a smock or apron covering that area.
I was trying to peep what my waiter was packing in his pants, but I got smock blocked.
by ThirstyLittleMoose October 21, 2020
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Job Blocking

Similar to cock blocking but used in work related environment.
Yo, everytime you send me that link I can never see it cause my my computer keeps job blocking.

I stay getting Error 403: Blocked Site.

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You have attempted to access a site which has been deemed non-productive by your site administrator. Access has been blocked and your attempt has been logged.
by claymenia April 23, 2011
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reputation block

A term used in the popular board game known as Settlers of Catan, when one player blocks and steals from another player (using the robber) primarily because that player has a reputation for being really good at the game. It's typically most obvious this has been done when the player being blocked has been chosen over another player in the game who is a more immediate threat.

However, reputation blocks are not exclusive to the player's reputation. Some strategies have a reputation for being more effective than others in Catan. For example, a strategy known as OWS (ore wheat sheep) or SBS (side by side) can both be very effective strategies. If a player using one of these well known strategies is blocked, because of the strategy being used, instead of another person in the game who has a stronger position, this is also considered reputation blocking.

Reputation blocking is most commonly an action taken by novice player's who haven't yet learnt how to play Catan well. This move is also severely frowned upon by highly skilled, established players in competitive Catan leagues. Primarily because it is illogical and does very little to help the player performing block win the game.
Red Player: Why did you just block me? Orange is winning!
Blue Player: Because its you!
Red Player: That's a reputation block! You're going to make us both lose the game with moves like that.
by Citiz3n7 January 30, 2022
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talk blocking

this happens when you are trying to talk to a person and another intrusive annoying person keeps getting all up in the business, making the conversation difficult or impossible
Kendra: Hey did you run into Elias again?

Michelle: Yeah, but Rachel kept talk blocking! What is her problem?

Kendra: Oh she talk blocks anyone she sees as a threat. She knows she has to go to extreme measures to keep his attention.
by moniker1979 June 13, 2014
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Butt Blocking

When you're in a narrow-ish passageway and one of the two people trying to pass sticks their butt out so freaking far that the other person can't get past without making for one extremely awkward situation.
I was trying to walk down the hallway when he started butt blocking me!
by Disneydork323 February 19, 2011
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Block Shop

When a basketball player blocks multiple shots throughout the game, resulting in almost a business of blocking shots. Hence, block shop.
Jeff: "Did you see Mike blocking shots left and right last night?"

Jordan: "Yeah, he had a block shop and it was open for business."
by JR Roberts December 13, 2009
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smart block

to steal one's idea to look smarter
Andrew: "The steam engine was catalyst of the scientific revolution."
Leo "I just said that, Andrew totally smart blocked me."
by rainbomonkeybuttsex November 21, 2011
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