bastard child

1.One who is a bastard and also a child
2.Someone anoying
3.A word used by Vietnamese people to describe poor white Texans

e.g. Why can't this bastard child have an import

by Mi Chun May 6, 2005

ball bashing mother fucking bastard

someone who squashes sandwiches

girl1: u ball bashing mother fucking bastard
girl2: wat?
girl1: u squashed my sandwiches!
girl2: sorry, forgive me

by simple immortality November 11, 2006

eggy bastard

someone that looks like or has the charcteristics of a common red lion egg.

"your such an eggy bastard ireand"

by beefcake mcgee December 24, 2007

dizzee bastard

Generic rappers name, used by people who have no clue about hip hop. A merging of Dizzee Rascal and 'Ol' Dirty Bastard

Jean: "I can't stand all that hip hop nonsense they play on the wireless thesedays"
Maureen: "Ooh I know. Our youngest keeps playing a record by Dizzee Bastard, or somebody"
Jean: "Oh yeah my nig, he's the shit!"

by Phil G January 16, 2008

Limey bastard

1 shot of vodka, splash of roses lime juice, and water on ice.

Man I'm too full for beer but my date isn't getting any skinnier, time for a few Limey bastards

by Patchadams May 15, 2015

barnard

the growing up of a male boy without an actual father figure, someone that had to teach themselves the lessons in life and as such missed a couple things.

Dude1: you dont know how to set a hook??

Dude2: No man, how do you set a hook?

Dude1: You gotta tug a little when you see a nibble.

Dude2: Oh, sorry, im such a barnard.

by Beaver81 August 7, 2008

Bastardise

To Utterely and Irreversably fuck it up in the way only a child born out of wedlock could ever do.

I was having an intimate moment with the maid when Bob the Bastard entered with my wife and totally bastardised my night.

by ///Lee July 2, 2008