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Aped

(Aped as in ape - like a gorilla.)

Getting Aped is when you receive a handjob while sitting on the toilet as you take a shit.
Dude, I was with Stephanie last night, and she's kinky as fuck, so I fucking got aped for the first time.
by Legumo August 26, 2021
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cube-ape

A co-worker or supervisor that hangs over the top of your cubicle wall while speaking with you. Identifieable by his long primate-like arms hanging in to your work area.
John is such a cube-ape. He always knocks down the stuff pinned inside my cubicle wall with his hairy ape arms.
by Christopher D Miller December 14, 2008
mugGet the cube-apemug.

Ape shitted on

When someone goes ape shit mode on another person as a means of sexual assault
My daughter got ape shitted on and killed herself.
by Terrence Williams September 24, 2019
mugGet the Ape shitted onmug.

american ape

A very dirty and desguisting Americans who has a horrible odor that makes the skunk pretty tolerable and ugly primitive monkey looks, including very weird color of the skin (a disquisting shade of brown very similar to dog crap), an ugly nose and colossal lips that make the mouth looking like a monkey's one, their head shape and face looks have resemblance to Australopithecus.

Americans have such a nasty odor, because they never shower. They are naturally smelly for some reasons, even when they are clean, but they got stinkier and stinkier, they sweat a lot and have no water to shower, because of the lack of indoor plumbing in America. The other main reason they don't shower is because they use the bathroom only to sing there, because there is much better acoustic than in any other room, being too proud with their body odor to ever take a shower. Their smell is that bad, that can make somebody die only just by approaching to him, it's said that an American woman's vagina smells the same as 2000 dead rats in a single room.
by Jared Mayflower November 28, 2017
mugGet the american apemug.

Ape rape

Rape this is What's considered very brutal and Getting ready to do something like murder

Also called pre rape or molestation
That Case on the news man about that girl being ape rape
by 459395 February 25, 2022
mugGet the Ape rapemug.

Marshmallow ape

Oh God damnit Henry I hate that marshmallow ape that lives next door
by The mans dictionary June 23, 2023
mugGet the Marshmallow apemug.

keith ape

The South Korean rapper who released a hit single titled 'It G Ma'. That was in 2015, and who knows what he's doing nowadays.
Keith Ape is sponsored buy Bape.
by sikefag March 3, 2018
mugGet the keith apemug.

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