Christian Moron

The counterpart to a Atheist Loser. Someone so ridiculously dumb that they take everything written in the Holy Bible as indisputable, irrefutable and literal truth, regardless that most Christians regard the bible to be a work that is inherently flawed due to it's origin at the hands of mortal men. Often characterised by a inherent lack of liberal tendencies, a mind stuck firmly in the early 1950's, a veering towards severe right-wing controversy and the innability to accept that in some ways science explains things in a much better way than the bible.

"Jeff, your unbelievable stupid and unstudied views on how 'science is inferior to religeon' don't make you edgy or cool in the eyes of other people: They just make you a Christian Moron

by Abetterworld September 4, 2018

keep it christian

Using an euphemism so that you don't violate the 3rd commandment and 7734026.

Examples: heck, frick

James: heck off!
Jamie: why did you say that
James: I need to keep it christian.

by Periclod June 10, 2018

christian sandoval

a guy who never knows what he is doing and gets distracted easily with anything but he is a good friend and you may find him attractive

christian sandoval needs help

by lolololo ok jk November 9, 2016

Christian girl

A girl who has an accent and loves her country, and is dedicated to God. She has long silky hair, she doesn't like to have crushes, because she's too busy thinking about Jesus. She respects every religion and human, she loves metal! Death metal, black metal, and nu metal is her fave genres! But she doesnt look like she listens to metal. Because she's too youthful. I guess she's a child of God.

P1- "man I love her."

P2- "don't get fooled, shes a christian girl yk, she wont have time for you yo"

by VinnieSlow December 27, 2022

Christian Orgy

An event where four or more Christians come together under a single roof and praise the lord. In the climax, all of them close their eyes and moan "Amen."

"Bob and Samantha go to a christian orgy every Sunday. It's disgusting how open they are about it."

by Grumpig December 13, 2018

Christian Joshua

A guy who would treat u better than anyone other guy. He's a keeper and you shouldn't let go of him

Christian Joshua is a loyal and loving person!!!

by WeLoveYY3 November 30, 2021

Betty Christian

Someone (usually a girl) who makes a big show of being a Christian by always wearing Christian teeshirts, listening to Christian music, constantly talking about going to church, and always keeps a Bible on their night stand, etc...

"Ugh, I can't stand that girl... even though I tell her I don't want to, she keeps inviting me to her church and telling me I should read the Bible... she is such a Betty Christian!"

by M_A_P May 11, 2007