Jake O

Jake is literally the best person you could ever hope to meet, he’s the funniest, nicest, cutest, most adorable, smartest, honest(est?), talented (did I say cute already?) bestest boyo in the world. He’s always up for late night talks even if they get s u p e r TMI, there is nothing he won’t talk about. Not only is he the best boyfriend but also the most encouraging and supportive friend, not to mention a

m a s s i v e c o c k .

once you meet him you literally can’t live without him.

Guy 1: Who’s that cute guy over there?? he’s SUPER nice!!
Guy 2: Oh that must be Jake O
Guy 1: I’m definitely asking him out!

by BiTæ April 20, 2021

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Jake Baldwin

A Rich Bitch who doesn't know nothing. He owns an expensive boat but calls himself redneck. Buys a lifted tahoe but doesn't mud in it.

Jake Baldwin, what an idiot.

by Witchgirl01 December 05, 2018

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the Jake feeling

Knowing when you're right based on statistical facts, but Joey insisting that he is still right.

the Jake feeling is maddening.

by theJakefeeling November 28, 2011

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baller jake

Gigantic raging cock, hates porch monkeys, exceedingly slim and large head, with a mouth fit for a blowjob. Has a soft spot for cats, aka likes pussy.

Man I had such a good time last night. He was such a baller jake.

by Bitchcracker December 01, 2015

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