ape legs

The after effect when a girl doesn't shave all winter long then tries on 25% off shorts at Kohl's in preparation for Spring.

Heater broke the other night but bitch's ape legs got me warmer than a bear skin rug.

by Bjørn Skarsgård April 13, 2016

Ape

(Adj) To be so turnt off marijuana, alcohol, or codeine/promethazine that your body has forced you to slump forward and sway back and forth like that of an ape.

(Ellis): Bruh look at this dude he is so turnt!!
(YG): I know he took one to the face and went ape

*Future comes on*

*Everyone immediately goes ape*

by TFlex August 10, 2015

APS

An acronym used to describe someone that is a keener, commonly standing for Aspiring Paediatric Surgeon.

Yo, you already found research, smh so APS

by westdalehammer October 11, 2018

AP

Holy fuck this dude knows how to party. Whether it’s mucking barn or suckin titty, this guy gets chicks. And nose beers?? C’MON BABY!! Invented em.

Holy fuck did you see that shop vac? Looked about 6’5”. Schneefing drywall all day. That’s our guy AP

by Mintychockybicky November 23, 2021

Crunchy ape shit

A shit an ape shits out that crystalized over time and turns rotten

There's a crunchy ape shit in the zoo

by Soviet nazi ape July 15, 2024

American Ape

The ape that the Dutch East India Company imported to the United States of America during the 1600s and 1700s.

That fucking American Ape stole from my store again

by RobertELeethe2nd December 13, 2024

aped

aped means when you just bought an asset in the cryptocurrency world

i just aped FQqn7MBvCbS2U2oDJ7YbYVFYjrnWYsYr7czDfQiUpump

by aped August 13, 2025