Zombie 

There occurance of someone drinking so much alcohol they become almost lifeless, acting solely on instinct. The victim may no longer be aware of their own existance. Being "zombied" or "zombification".

How was last night? Dunno I was zombied

Zombie by Muloir May 25, 2006

Zombie 

Slang Term For Marijuana, Used Highly In Australia, and New Zealand.

" Hey dude do you wanna go beat up a Zombie ? "

Zombie by Jeremiahstraightballin August 19, 2008

zombie strippers 

the best loow budget movie with lots of tits and bloody tits. Also they shoot golf balls and pool balls out of there women parts.

Eat this you ugly moldy "zombie strippers" slut

zombie strippers by x bjn x March 12, 2011

Haduken Zombie 

The most badass of all zombies, known for having Halo-like lunge/uppercut techniques; except they hardly use a sword because theyre so badass.
-they are supreme over the other kinds of zombies.
-they have acid sperm.
-they frequently rape Hitler zombies.

oh shit son! zombie apocolypse is real!

WATCH OUT A ZOMBIE!
oh shit, its just a bitchy Hitler zombie.


OMFG BEHIND YOU!!! THAT SNEAKY ASS HADUK-*gets uppercutted*



person:dayumm them zombies!!

random other person: hey- they arent just zombies

*pumps shotun*

them is Haduken Zombies!!

person: *pants turn brown* OMFG ZOINKS -WTF I SAID ZOINKS!

*dies*

Haduken Zombie by stapleface the great April 24, 2009

zombies 

Denizens of the internerd.

They will not sleep, eat or perhaps even 'die' so long as they have access to the internerds. Harmful to humans who comes between them and their glowing boxes. Likes the dark.

Nerd A : Man, at least I used the net for information
Nerd B : you mean pr0n ?
Nerd A : I mean plagiarising assignments.. but when I came to the lab... all I saw were zombies man.....
Nerb B : Want me to warn the admin and bring out the shootaz ?

zombies by summerfrost April 25, 2006

Zombie Mask 

When you skeet in a bitch's face, thereby gluing her eyes shut forever. Usually followed by a snowball, forming the devastating one-two punch.

Hellen Keller wasn't actually blind at birth, her dad just Zombie Masked her when she was four because she was so fucking stupid she needed a teacher to figure out what water was.

Zombie Mask by Sex em' up! December 9, 2008

crotch zombie

After a person is receives the crotchening three times, he becomes a crotch zombie. It's similar to a crotch mummy, only different.

I've already been kicked in the crotch once, two more crotchenings and I'm a crotch zombie.

see "The Crotchening"

crotch zombie by demyztikx March 5, 2008