Zachary

The sole definition of a white person.

Zachary: "I don't understand why people listen to rap music, it's all about the same thing"
"Should I play football?"
"I don't listen to music, I just play videogames."
"I have a mini fridge in my room"

"Should I try Arizona Ice Tea, I've never tried it, but we have cases of it at home."

by Alibardo 21 February 5, 2020

Zachary

Zachary's are truly one of a kind. They have a hard exterior, but once you get to know them, they are a big softie. Zachary's are usually skinny, but tall and has the mouth of a sailor. They will definitely win in a roast battle. Their big blue and green eyes will draw you in, wanting more. Zachary's are usually the most weirdest, yet funniest, people you will ever meet. They attract a lot more girls (and guys) then they think. You will definitely enjoy the time you spend with a Zachary.

"Omg look at that guy... He is totally a Zachary."
"Aw man, she is going out with Zachary! I liked him so much!! "

by Ihatemyselflmao February 7, 2020

zachlan

Zach lane is such an amazing person, most likely a twig, he smokes weed quite often and loves a good root but he can be a bit awkward around new people

Person 1: I had sex with this really skinny stoner at the party last night

Person 2: I bet his name was zachlan

Person 1: how’d you guess

by Reubenloveszachlan February 16, 2020

Zach

A fat ass Christian who loves his mom and is extremely rude and he is probably a baseball player or soccer player and he gets mad really easily but is funny at the same time. He loves doing stupid shit but you love it.

Zach wanna go somewhere

Fuck no

by Jesses smalls February 23, 2020

Zach

A guy with a big head and lots of grey hair and a dog named pork chop

Zach has suck a big head

by Poopqueen453 March 14, 2020

Zach

Zach is either really cute or REALLY ugly. There is no in the middle with them. If you date a zach, you better hope he is on the really cute side of the table

G1: omg did you see zach today?
G2: yeah, isnt he kinda cute?
G1: Kinda?! Babygirl u is trippin... he's fine !!

by That_girl_that_knows April 4, 2020

Zach

Zach is one of the very loyal . He will make the best bf/bsf ever. He will get you very cute and expensive gifts a lot. He is one of the funniest kids you know amd will ever meet. He can be rlly annoying at timesbut is one of the nicest people you will meet. He will usually date a girl named Zoe bc they share the same first letter of their name. Zachs Parents usually have a lot of money and their dad is usually a lawyer or doctor(most usually brain or heart surgeon) They are usually very popular.

You're going over to Zach's? He has a Mansion

by alexbaco19 April 15, 2020