zachlan 

Zach lane is such an amazing person, most likely a twig, he smokes weed quite often and loves a good root but he can be a bit awkward around new people

Person 1: I had sex with this really skinny stoner at the party last night

Person 2: I bet his name was zachlan

Person 1: how’d you guess

zachlan by Reubenloveszachlan February 16, 2020

Zachlar 

A secret society made up of uniformistic cellar-dwellers that weasel around by night producing over-exaggerated, scrupulous, noises for all night smokers to perceive.

Dude, we tripped out when the Zachlar made police noises at us.

Zachlar by The Zachlar December 16, 2010

Zachman 

He is Zachman, defender of the cosmos.

He was born from a prophecied meeting between Jack Layton and Jean Cretchien in which he was born from. At his birth, legends have it that Zachman beat up all of "those conservative donkeys"sic before redescending into this world. It's unknown where Zachman is to this day, but it is said that he will one day rise when the world is in danger of being overrun with conservatives.

It is said, Zach is the final prophet who will bring on the final battle in which he alone will survive through his NDP powers.
He was born from a prophecied meeting between Jack Layton and Jean Cretchien in which he was born from. At his birth, legends have it that Zachman beat up all of "those conservative donkeys"sic before redescending into this world. It's unknown where Zachman is to this day, but it is said that he will one day rise when the world is in danger of being overrun with conservatives.

It is said, Zach is the final prophet who will bring on the final battle in which he alone will survive through his NDP powers.

I prayed to the lord of the YRT, Zachman, to save me from the conservative party

Zachman by Exodasius March 11, 2015

Zachling 

The term given to LoverFellas supporters, by LoverFella himself.

No one quite knows why, but it stuck.

Peace out, Zachlings!

Zachling by LoverFella March 4, 2021

Zachman 

German Monsters running loose across the Midwest. They look similar to an American Beast but are distinctively German. They are immune to pain, strong. and scary.

Ted: "Here comes a Zachman."
Jack: "Don't mess with him."

Ted: "Yea, lets get the hell out of here!"

Zachman by Emilio Gomez December 14, 2011

zachlarry 

a wild jackass who fights men to get their pussies sitting in the background

a zachlarry stole my girfriend today

zachlarry by wollywhopper January 18, 2015

zachtank 

That guy that every hater loves his work but secretly hates him behind his back.

I know someone better than zachtank but, my girl likes his art so I pretend to like him to.

zachtank by zachtank December 22, 2016