Patrick

The ugliest boy known to mankind he cant even get chuzz he is a fucking autistic little shit at the age of 5 he was thrown into the trashcan. he is so chinese that you need a magnifying glass to see his eyes no need to ask him to do your homework he is dumb as fuck and cant even do his own homework. Whenever people's pets go missing they expect him to have eaten their pets. He is just a little Ching CHong who says 1,5cm is average.

Wow your a patrick

by Hak tuah guy January 28, 2025

Patrick Wienand

gimp²

Person 1: 'What do you think of Patrick Wienand'
Person 2: 'He's such a bloody gimp'

by willyoutjohnson January 30, 2025

tuch patrick

touching patrick from spongebob on the hit mobile app "goo asmr make fun" and when you do he goes:

ohh myyy.... amazing.... mmmmmm

guy 1: man i love playing goo slime simulator
guy 2: can you tuch patrick in it?
guy 1: yes
phone: oh my... amazing... mmmm

by thegrugs February 16, 2025

Sant Patrick’s Day

My favorite holiday my birthday, Sant Patrick’s Day
Not Green Day

“Not Green Day, you meant Sant Patrick’s Day”

by roadkillducky February 21, 2025

Patrick Garcia

A Spanish- Filipino actor born in September 14, 1981, was also a matinee idol back in the 90s....

"Patrick garcia was one of the most famous actors from the 90s"

by anonymous February 21, 2025

Patricked

To get hit in the face by a tennis ball, most likely going 200mph

Sean got patricked by his own teammate

by NTTG June 16, 2024

Patrick Mahomes

The Undisputed King of the NFL right now. Despite having what many would call a worse team than previous years, he won the Super Bowl last year with the help of the Defense,Travis Kelce and Andy Reid of the Kansas City Chiefs.
It is also the first Superbowl win for the chiefs under new sponsor,Taylor Swift.
Because of his superbowl win last year, Mahomes is commonly considered the 2nd greatest quarterback ever behind Tom Brady. Many say Patrick is on Pace to beat Brady. Anyways, he also sounds like Kermit the Frog.

Person 1:Patrick Mahomes is awesome
Person 2: Yeah, he might beat Brady. Too bad he is getting overshadowed by Kelce and Swift
Person 1:What a shame

by What’s your handle321 June 29, 2024