ya mum a hoe

a sentence you'd say to some annoying ass pubescent boy who won't leave you alone

person 1: oi
person 2: yeah?
person 1: guess what
person 2: what?
person 1: YA MUM A HOE!

by thefattestass101 April 27, 2022

your mum

the hottest woman alive by far. she’s sexy, provocative, and she’ll pour you a nice glass of milk.

person 1: damn bro, is that your girl?
person 2: no, but guess who i slept with last night.
person 1: who?
person 2: your mum.

by irllylikegirls69 May 3, 2022

ya mum

ya mum is what people usually say when they can't think of any comebacks

person1: whatcha doing?
person 2: ya mum

by qwedfgbnmzxcvghjiopqwertyuiopa October 30, 2013

Muskaan's Mum

Muskaan's mum is a wonderful, amazing, sweet person who should be remembered and brought up in every conversation.

"Muskaan's mum is very good at English"
"damn, who is that

oh that is Muskaan's Mum"

by HeadShoulderKneesAndToes October 26, 2022

your mum

its a joke thats funny because of joe biden

(your mum) is a dirty slag

by JoeBidenSonEvenTHoughImAbrit69 November 11, 2021

Mum

the other way people say mom like in the uk

"mum can i get some lego2

by batalex00 June 2, 2021

This Mum Hypnobirthing

An all round birth preparation course! No nonsense Hypnobirthing! Best way of making yourself feel like you’re ready to boss your birth!

This Mum Hypnobirthing removes your birth fears!

by 88m88 November 23, 2021