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mr. whale

user: !define gumball
mr. whale: gumball - a candy representing the feeling of chewing a t******e
user: what the fuck
by elsqued November 1, 2024
mugGet the mr. whalemug.

Whale

Noun

Plural, whales

1. A very large marine mammal.

2. A human of incredible size, especially a fat woman with a bad attitude.

3. An individual who has tremendous wealth and likes to flaunt it, especially in casinos, nightclubs, strip clubs, and high-end clothing outlets. Often used as a term of endearment. A loving/affectionate term used only for wealthy people you truly care about.

Verb (1)

Intransitive verb

Whaled; whaling

1. To engage in whale fishing.

2. To pursue fat women after 2:00 AM in an act of drunken, horny desperation.

3. To blast off like all the crypto scammers and YouTubers on Hustler Casino Live. Example: straddle the button to $25K.

Verb (2)

Transitive verb

1. Lash, thrash, hit, defeat soundly.

See also: whale off, whalelike, whale-ish, whale shit, whale estate, whale car/clothes/house/cats, whalin' out
"Only a true whale says FIJI water isn't good enough."

"Did you whale off at the Gucci store, bro?"

"I heard you were whalin' out at the Rhino last night, bruh."
by Whale_Potential November 5, 2022
mugGet the Whalemug.

Sperm whale

A woman takes a load and blows it through her lip gauge in the air and splashes on her face like a blow hole
Blow it like a sperm whale babe
by Gymjones July 2, 2021
mugGet the Sperm whalemug.

Whale kissing

When two people have their buttholes touch while making whale sounds
Micaela, I loved hearing you and Cody whale kissing last night. I thought Netflix auto played Our Planet.
by CorneliusTheGreat September 18, 2022
mugGet the Whale kissingmug.

tree trunk whale

The most fatest thing alive also know to be the biggest slag. They have tree trunk thighs and has a belly like a whale, this is why they are called tree trunk whales.
by Sub to Finnuz123 August 24, 2017
mugGet the tree trunk whalemug.

Sperm whale

When you ejaculate into a woman's bellybutton and slap the sides of her stomach so that it shoots up like the Waterhole of a whale
"It got kinda messy when I gave my girl the Sperm Whale last night, worth it tho"
by Niggamus Prime July 31, 2019
mugGet the Sperm whalemug.

Whale Sprite

A short thin woman with an extroverted expressive personality is attracted to tall fat/large men with reserved introverted personalities
Mya is such a knockout, why would she go for that guy?

Because Mya is a Whale Sprite
by False_Hydra September 12, 2023
mugGet the Whale Spritemug.

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