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war on drugs

War on drugs are basically useless if we let Hobbesian mentality predates our society
by Sir. B December 5, 2021
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War Crime

The ability to be worse than cringe, most children youtube channels exhibit this phenomenon.
"This minions music video is a war crime!"
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cival war

Rallying tantrum of low-information Americans engaging in the most American sport: yelling at the TV while clutching ridiculously overpowered firearms in their tiny fists.

Multiple exclamation marks and misspellings indicate higher patriotism.
I will be buying an AR-15 tomorrow, because if you impeach MY PRESIDENT this way, YOU WILL HAVE ANOTHER CIVAL WAR!!! #MAGA2020

--Rob Drake, Major League Umpire, via Twitter. October 22, 2019
by Miles Purrower October 26, 2019
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Civil War

A war of numbers. The North was both more popilated and industrialized, and therefore had control of most of the weapons and ordinance production. The South being less populated and industrialized was thought to be easier to gain control of, and there had been a gold rush not long before the Civil War, which would interest powerful people in North to regain control of a seceded part of the union. Since the North wrote the history books, their version of history was always going to be the more popular and noble sounding version of history, but not everything in a book is to be taken without a grain of salt, any more than any other source. Most wars are money/resource/power struggles once you get below the surface, with headlines about abolition and emancipation from slavery being icing on the cake that gives people a warm, boosted ego, even if the people that started the war had no true interest in or gave a fuck about a single black/ African descendant since it's rare that ones that started the war are the same ones fighting in it (Washington being an exception).
The history books tell people the Civil War was about freeing the slaves to make people feel good inside because it sounds good, but for the average person fighting in it on either side, slavery was the last thing on their mind.
by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021
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The Silent War

The long process of waiting that Disabled Veterans sometimes go through when applying for Veterans Disability Compensation Benefits. More Specifically referring to; when there is limited or a lack of an abundance of evidence to substantiate or validate “Service Connection” for disability health benefits and monetary compensation.
Too many Veterans are dying while fighting “The Silent War” against the Veterans Benefits Administration!
by The G.R.I.P. Master November 15, 2021
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Base Wars

That one minecraft game that you force your friends to play because it is so good and is better than everything else in the world.
Raul: "Base wars when"
Shannon: "BASE WARS WHEN"
by Kecreeper August 29, 2022
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The Cold War

When you put a rectal thermometer in the freezer and then flip a coin to see who’s ass the thermometer goes in, they call the coin flip The Cold War.
They did The Cold War to decide who started first for beer pong.
by Dirty WAHP January 16, 2022
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