water the horse

to urinate

Trevor was very keen to take Tracy, but couldn't perform 'cos he badly needed to water the horse

by theWestHamfan November 3, 2003

Dog water

Dog water is a way to say: Dog Shit

Or you suck

YOUR LITTERALLY DOG WATER

by Fat Asian69eatspoop February 9, 2021

Wimp Water

The cold water at the beginning of a shower that comes out before it gets hot.

Chris: Holy Crap thats cold.
Non: Don't waste that wimp water there is a drought on at the moment.

by Chris Stephan December 9, 2007

Polish water

Watered down Vodka.

It's not Polish Water without some vodka in it.

When I can't take shots I sip on Polish Water.

by El peludo Gringo May 7, 2014

Water Sheep

Water Sheep is the greatest and most harmful insult to give to any living being. It's so powerful it may even curse you with everyone in the world hatting you. So if you ever noticed that the world hates you, someone must have called you a Water Sheep.

"You're such a water cheep"
"Damn Water Sheep!!"

by The Mind is a meow July 25, 2019

Way of the water

R. Kelly's favorite movie. See it in 3D!

The way of the water connects all thing, from your multiple grammies to your conviction. From believing you can fly to downloading disturbing images.

Underage girls believed they can make tsaheylu with R. Kelly's artistic spirit by connection with his 'queue', before he issues a warm current from his peehole on them.

Girl: "Why am I so nervy about you peeing robbie? It, uh, feels wrong!"
R. Kelly: "It is the way of the water!"

by Esa4 December 16, 2022

the water bottle

A position executed during certain aquatic types of sexual intercourse. For example, in the bath, at your local water park, in the shower, the village lake, etc. It is an upside down position therefore it is recommended that all participants are able to hold their breath underwater for 7 minutes minimum.

She took the towns baker to the village lake when she craved the intense feeling of the water bottle.

by Thewaterbottlequeen September 1, 2017