The Cold War

When you put a rectal thermometer in the freezer and then flip a coin to see who’s ass the thermometer goes in, they call the coin flip The Cold War.

They did The Cold War to decide who started first for beer pong.

by Dirty WAHP January 17, 2022

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Thumb War

When you and your girlfriend/boyfriend inch your thumbs closer to each other’s anal cavity until penetrated. Whoever yells mercy first loses.

Yeah bro, me and Kaylee did play “Thumb War”. Too bad she won.

by Childo Chief October 15, 2019

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Pichu War

The Pichu War was a Civil War in the Republic of Newchat over if the Pichu Empire should keep its name or be changed to the Pichu Federative Union.

Thr war lasted a day (June 9th - June 10th) and had one casualty with ExcuseMeWhat being kicked from the group chat Permanently.

Even though the Pichu War intended a Pichu Federative Union, the Pichu Empire entirely collapsed and Surrendered on June 10th following the 3 members changing their Profiles

Today TheBestPichu has changed his pfp back, but the Pichu Empire might not return.

The Great Pichu War

by Cørrüptęd June 11, 2022

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revoulutionary war

When America kicked the tea bag loving, faggot, pricks asses who live in Britain.

Revoulutionary war: used to taught the British and make them feel like little bitchs compared to Americans. American: you fucking British cunts we'll have another revolution if you won't shut your bum holes.

by Teh-Tagle-N February 20, 2016

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