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unicorn forn horn

So me and my cousins were in Florida and we were talking about the nasty and then my cousin says we need to make a code word for a dick and then my other cousin said Unicorn Forn Horn and we haven’t changed it since and btw that was in October 2018
Lucas: bro how longs your unicorn forn horn
Mason: it’s 1 inch
Lucas: bro get some forn pills
by unicornfornhorn March 10, 2021
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Bad Unicorn

Sexually dominant woman (usually always horny) that makes you eat out her asshole and has you begging for more of her delicious rainbow shit
Person 1: Maggie and I are so doing it tonight
Person 2: I don't think you're ready for that bad unicorn
by Mystical Drowned September 24, 2020
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Unicorn

1.) The act of taping a vibrator/dildo , to your head and then proceding to fuck your parnter up the ass or vagina. This method is commonly used to try something new or with a guy that cant hold an erection.

2.) A mythical horse with wings and a horn, comonlly seen in fairy tales
1.) Woman 1: Last night, Kyle gave me a unicorn with my favorite vibrator,it was soo good.

Woman 2: Wow that sounds hot.

2.) Teacher (reading a book): And the prince and the unicorn lived happily ever after.
by 5t5o5r5y5 May 9, 2009
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bermuda unicorn triangle

When your friends tell you to stop fucking your ex, except she takes it in the ass to keep you around.
UR bro: dump that bitch she's nuts!

You: But... (bermuda unicorn triangle)
by anonymous February 18, 2022
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unicorn sneeze

Another word for the combination of ejaculating and the cum produced with it.
"He released a unicorn sneeze into the sock, tossed it towards the wash bin with gay abandon and fell asleep".
by LaxTerry24 December 18, 2017
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Unicorn Snap

The act of sticking the male genitalia inside the mouth of a Poopsie Slime Surprise toy and breaking your dick's crown.
John: "Did you hear that Henry got hospitalized? Apparently he got Unicorn Snapped."
Steve: "Yikes, that's gotta hurt."
by Incognito_420 February 24, 2021
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Car Unicorn

That one car that you wish you could get back; the one that has given you the most trouble but you love it anyway
My 1999 honda accord 4 door was my car unicorn because even though she gave me rough times she was still the best car i know.
by Honda-Man May 3, 2021
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