Very similar to a gunt, a pronounced bulge starting at the belt or rim of the pants, with the crotch area of the pants protruding outwards, creating a disgusting melon shape. Again, not quite a gut, not quite a cunt.
A gunt causes tremendous wardrobe problems. If she is not careful, she's going to give herself a twattermelon.
That is repulsive.
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by Revchu May 1, 2006
Get the twattermelon mug.A side effect of Elon Musk's relentless, romantic obsession with the letter 'X'. After a whirlwind date with the alphabet, only 'X' called him back. Now, he's head over heels, naming a social media platform after his newfound love. It's a tragicomic tale of unrequited love, a billionaire, and the only letter that ever loved him back.
Little Timmy: "Did you catch the news about Elon Musk making Twitter into 'TwitterX'?"
Cooties Sarah: "Yeah, he bought a shiny new toy, wasn't a fan of the name the previous kid had given it, so he decided to rechristen it with a moniker that tickles his fancy,"
Little Timmy: "Classic Musk, always leaving his 'X' mark wherever he goes,"
Nerdy Ned: "Actually, it's a fascinating study in branding and the power of the individual in corporate decision-making. The letter 'X' has a long history in science and technology as a symbol for the unknown or the variable. It's quite fitting for Musk's unpredictable nature."
Retard Randy: "Wait, what's Twitter?"
Nerdy Ned: "Twitter, or now 'X', is a social media platform where users post short messages called tweets. It's like a global conversation where everyone's shouting into the void, and sometimes, the void shouts back."
Ms. Hooker: "Alright class, enough chatter. Let's get back to the lesson. And Ned, no more tech talk, we're in History class, remember?"
Retard Randy: "So, if I tweet in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"
Ms. Hooker: "Retard Randy, see me after class."
Retard Randy: "Ooo are we gonna play that game we played last time?"
Ms. Hooker: "Yes, Retard Randy ;)"
Cooties Sarah: "Yeah, he bought a shiny new toy, wasn't a fan of the name the previous kid had given it, so he decided to rechristen it with a moniker that tickles his fancy,"
Little Timmy: "Classic Musk, always leaving his 'X' mark wherever he goes,"
Nerdy Ned: "Actually, it's a fascinating study in branding and the power of the individual in corporate decision-making. The letter 'X' has a long history in science and technology as a symbol for the unknown or the variable. It's quite fitting for Musk's unpredictable nature."
Retard Randy: "Wait, what's Twitter?"
Nerdy Ned: "Twitter, or now 'X', is a social media platform where users post short messages called tweets. It's like a global conversation where everyone's shouting into the void, and sometimes, the void shouts back."
Ms. Hooker: "Alright class, enough chatter. Let's get back to the lesson. And Ned, no more tech talk, we're in History class, remember?"
Retard Randy: "So, if I tweet in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"
Ms. Hooker: "Retard Randy, see me after class."
Retard Randy: "Ooo are we gonna play that game we played last time?"
Ms. Hooker: "Yes, Retard Randy ;)"
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TwitterDead is defined as someone who is said to have died in a tweet, which is retweeted so often that it trends in Twitter so others believe the celebrity is Really Dead. (If you can't follow the previous sentence, you need to get a lesson on Twitter because many people believe it is the future of the web.)
OK, I just made up the term TwitterDead. But I needed a word to describe the phenomenon of social media moving so fast that a rumor of a celebrity death is picked up by other media, but ends up being a fire drill.
TwitterDead is the modern version of the great Mark Twain quote: "The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated."
TwitterDead is defined as someone who is said to have died in a tweet, which is retweeted so often that it trends in Twitter so others believe the celebrity is Really Dead. (If you can't follow the previous sentence, you need to get a lesson on Twitter because many people believe it is the future of the web.)
OK, I just made up the term TwitterDead. But I needed a word to describe the phenomenon of social media moving so fast that a rumor of a celebrity death is picked up by other media, but ends up being a fire drill.
TwitterDead is the modern version of the great Mark Twain quote: "The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated."
These celebrities are alive but TwitterDead: George Clooney, Jeff Goldblum, Harrison Ford, Natalie Portman, Randy Jackson and Britney Spears.
The first TwitterDead on the day Michael died was Randy Jackson of American Idol, which I noticed in trending topics. Bless his still-beating heart, Randy was TwitterDead because of his last name.
Next came the trending of actor Jeff Goldblum who was so TwitterDead that he had to dispel the rumors by going on camera to deny to TMZ and then to appear on the "The Colbert Report."
Other celebrities who got killed off Twitter-style at the end of last week were Harrison Ford, Natalie Portman and Miley Cyrus. Britney Spears was TwitterDead by the weekend.
All's fair in the twitterverse since it's just basically an enormous high school rumor mill. But, my Twitter friends, you have gone too far when you TwitterKill George Clooney. NOT CLOONEY. ANYONE but Clooney!
Stan Rosenfield, Clooney's publicist, contacted TMZ -- which apparently is running the world now -- to dispel the death rumors because he was inundated with calls from mainstream media outlets.
The first TwitterDead on the day Michael died was Randy Jackson of American Idol, which I noticed in trending topics. Bless his still-beating heart, Randy was TwitterDead because of his last name.
Next came the trending of actor Jeff Goldblum who was so TwitterDead that he had to dispel the rumors by going on camera to deny to TMZ and then to appear on the "The Colbert Report."
Other celebrities who got killed off Twitter-style at the end of last week were Harrison Ford, Natalie Portman and Miley Cyrus. Britney Spears was TwitterDead by the weekend.
All's fair in the twitterverse since it's just basically an enormous high school rumor mill. But, my Twitter friends, you have gone too far when you TwitterKill George Clooney. NOT CLOONEY. ANYONE but Clooney!
Stan Rosenfield, Clooney's publicist, contacted TMZ -- which apparently is running the world now -- to dispel the death rumors because he was inundated with calls from mainstream media outlets.
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