AKA: "I can't work on that because I have 'If I work on a red truck I'll die syndrome.'"
A rare disease that occurs in mechanics. People who have been contracted with RTS are significantly more susceptible to problems, pain, injuries, and even death from vehicles, ESPECIALLY red trucks. Hence the name Red Truck Syndrome.
May also be a symptom of laziness but has never been proven to correlate. Should be taken seriously when brought up.
A rare disease that occurs in mechanics. People who have been contracted with RTS are significantly more susceptible to problems, pain, injuries, and even death from vehicles, ESPECIALLY red trucks. Hence the name Red Truck Syndrome.
May also be a symptom of laziness but has never been proven to correlate. Should be taken seriously when brought up.
When asked to work on a red Truck or any vehicle, you respond with "I can't work on that because I have red truck syndrome."
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If someone's intestines are not on the ground they don't look like they got hit by a truck. Going flying is going airborne for a good distance, not stepping backwards to keep your balance.
The guy stepped backwards a few feet after getting pushed, he didn't go flying and he didn't look like a truck hit him, no matter how much somebody wanted the announcer to inflate the incident. He got pushed backwards a little, not knocked airborne for yards. Hit by a truck is a lit messier than what the announcer was describing.
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