Tool Tank thirsty thursdays

When you go out on Thirsty Thursdays wearing your favorite Tool Tank.

mike: " Bro you going out for Tool Tank Thirsty Thursdays?"

jon: " already got mines on "

by the_lifeguard November 19, 2010

Tool

a person, typically male, who happens to be a jerk, dick, asshole, meany-face.

A: That guy borrowed my movie, and he won't give it back
B: Dude, what a tool.

by KatiePansy February 27, 2011

tool hound

One who hounds (engulfs / inhales) as much tool ( male genitals) as they can.

Tool hound: One who hounds (engulfs / inhales) as much tool ( male genitals) as they can.
"That dude looks like a homo."
"Yeah man, a total tool hound"

by choose one April 30, 2016

Tool

A fantastic prog metal band. A lot of their songs are in odd time signatures and often switch between time signatures mid-song.

Ive been listening to their music a lot for the past few months and I shit you not my IQ went up by 14 points.

Listening to their music is like smoking DMT while doing your math homework.

Guy 1: Hey bro what band do you like?

Guy 2: I like Tool.

Guy 1: Ride the Spiral, to the End

Guy 2: Fuck you, buddy

Guy 1: Lol. What do you like to do in your spare time

Guy 2: I enjoy finding beauty in the dissonance

Guy 1: Thats nice, this week im gonna learn to swim.

by Mausoleumgoer January 27, 2025

tool pusher

The cocksucker who runs the rig location

Dan told murphy to get to work, because he is the tool pusher and he’ll decide

by Indian In A Tp May 15, 2018

tool

drive or ride in a casual or leisurely manner.

"tooling around town in a pink Rolls-Royce"

by Arminkshipper August 9, 2024

tool

someone who constantly cheats on their significant other, can be male or female

my friend was dating this guy, and one night he and my friend's best friend were hanging out and ended up having sex. my friend broke up with him when she found out and then he and the best friend started dating. until he cough the best friend making out with is best friend in the school library. the guy and the best friend broke up

both the best friend and guy are tools

by shortyAJ February 27, 2011