Texas Tony arrives by the sky. Hangs at the Honky Tonk and eats glizzys. He’s got an iron liver. Will awake everyone by 8am. At brunch downtown you’ll find him by a lama. Loves a goodnight sleep on the roof.
by Tonylives May 21, 2022
Get the Texas Tonymug. A Tony Finau is a non-alcoholic beverage that combines sweet tea and sprite. It is named after professional golfer Tony Finau, a Tongan from California.
"An Arnold Palmer is iced tea and lemonade, a Tony Finau is sweet tea and sprite."
"I'll have a Tony Finau (drink), please!"
"I'll have a Tony Finau (drink), please!"
by WhoLeo? January 22, 2022
Get the Tony Finau (drink)mug. by liveforfash March 25, 2021
Get the Tony townmug. A depressed little boy with no future that has been rejected many many times. He has no friends and he is lonely. People make fun of him liking an amazing girl but since everyone knows he doesn't stand a chance with her the other people make fun of him very often. He is the worst person you could ever think of.
by Rancidious1783 November 11, 2018
Get the Tonimug. A Tony is a rare sight and reclusive in nature, choosing to order dominos and binge death note instead of going out and being social. Tony's are dreadful at committing to plans due to the fact they're allergic to responding to messages until 2 weeks have passed. This godless creature isn't aggressive to most, but does have a tendency to get in screaming matches with the one known as Ezekiel.
Fuck you tony!!!
by scribble May 8, 2023
Get the Tonymug. Tony is the most handsome, kind hearted man you will ever meet.
He has so many strengths and very few weaknesses.
His weaknesses only make him stronger.
He works very hard to be successful.
He has a lot of ambition.
He will make all of the women in the world melt.
He is better than he knows.
He shouldn't be afraid of not pleasing the one he loves because it is his heart that shines brighter than anything.
His intentions are good.
He is strong mentally and physically.
He is the man you take to your whole family to meet.
He will protect you.
He is husband material.
He cooks, cleans and is very intelligent.
He has so many great hobbies and qualities.
He has so many strengths and very few weaknesses.
His weaknesses only make him stronger.
He works very hard to be successful.
He has a lot of ambition.
He will make all of the women in the world melt.
He is better than he knows.
He shouldn't be afraid of not pleasing the one he loves because it is his heart that shines brighter than anything.
His intentions are good.
He is strong mentally and physically.
He is the man you take to your whole family to meet.
He will protect you.
He is husband material.
He cooks, cleans and is very intelligent.
He has so many great hobbies and qualities.
I want to marry Tony and have one boy and one girl. I want to explore new place with Tony because he will protect me.
by BabyBekahYeung January 26, 2022
Get the Tonymug. 