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Walking The Urban Tightrope

The act of maneuvering your bike around people on a pavement or other public area, without knocking into anyone.

If you make physical contact with anyone whilst doing this, you fall off 'The Tightrope'. As a consequence, you've created a very awkward situation, as well as making a fool of yourself.
'Walking The Urban Tightrope' can sometimes be a tricky business.
by Mr. Belvedere October 21, 2007
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tightanic

when a large ship is used as a gashbuster
lauren wanted to be iceburgered so we gave her a tightanic
by psycho paedophile July 20, 2009
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tighter than kitties

something that is awesome, cool, or just plain a-fucking-mazing.
Man, them cars are tighter than kitties.
by choicekillschance July 3, 2010
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tightest cunt alive

When your out with Friends and the Ginger one disappears when it's his round, or his misses comes and picks him up using the 'lost my iPhone' App
My Ginger Friend is the tightest cunt alive.
by Chinese_ry November 25, 2016
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TightPants

Pants that make you look skinnier than usual.

Lets You Dance Like Heck To Release The Madness.

Easy To Dance In.
I was walking through the forest of Moccasin breath,
When I saw a troll boy wearing tightpants
by McDerpz March 6, 2017
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tightsmagnet

Someone who wears tights or leggings to show off legs and bottom to others for purposes of stimulation.
Wearing her black opaque tights as leggings she went on the town to tease the guys with her peachy bottom as full blown tightsmagnet.
by kimsherman July 2, 2019
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tighty whities

Form-fitting white underwear without the unnecessary constricting "thigh sleeves" of the supposedly superior boxer-brief. Associated, strangely enough, with both the very young and the very old. A beautiful, sexy, practical undergarment tradition that is in danger of being lost to popular backlash. Its last hope may lie in the fetishization of embarrassment, especially in a certain subculture of gay and bi-curious men.
Oh my God, you wear tighty whities? How dorky! Why am I getting hard right now?
by Villeville July 23, 2021
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