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Thunder tunnel

Jackie's bowling phase NO MATTER WHAT.

Also; #SPAIN2020
Strike?: THUNDER TUNNEL!!!

Spare?: THUNDER TUNNEL!!!

Eating skittles out of their ass?: RAINBOW THUNDER TUNNEL!!!
by Spain2020 February 12, 2020
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Chocolate Thunder

When you're getting brutally fucked by a dark skinned toned man
'Oh yeah he getting that chocolate thunder "Says Atticus

"He definitely is" Says Dayshun
by Amity1 August 19, 2024
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Thunder clap

A thunder clap is when a female soulmate or just a female in general claps her A** on a man d**k where the point it sound like a thunder storm
I swear to god she hit me with that thunder clap last night. She made me bust lowkey
by Jah too raw February 21, 2021
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rican thunder

A Puerto Rican male, most likely a plumber, who moonlights as a stripper. He is a lady's man and will steal steal your girl
"I heard Rican Thunder is also a plumber. I wouldn't mind him laying some pipe for me
by Mininuggetswithsauce September 18, 2017
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Smelly Thunder

A gaseous emanation from ones posterior region. Usually accompanied by a horrendous odor and/or an unsettling sound. Colloquially referred to as a fart.
The end of Taco Tuesday is heralded with the arrival of smelly thunder.
by FloridaManTilIDie July 24, 2020
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Thunder Chickens

The greatest fantasy football team name, and the greatest name in sports, an amazing organization, and have the best winning culture in all of sports
by BIGBILL35 September 12, 2020
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A rare individual. When found in its true from, it manages to combine qualities of the bitch, the blabbermouth, and the cum dumpster in a veritable shitstorm of evil. The cock-juggling thunder cunt is in fact so evil, that it transcends the plane of the urban, and lives on the plane of the spiritual. Spiritually speaking, it is akin to if Satan douched out his vagina and then left the contents of his vaginal douche in the fridge for like a month and a half, because Satan's a big asshole and would do that kinda thing, even though it would mean all the butter and yogurt in there would start to smell like douche and you'd have to throw it out because he didn't even have the common sense to open up another thing of baking soda because i know there's already one in there but he know's it's old. The cock-juggling thunder cunt should be avoided at all costs. A friend or relative beginning an intimate or sexual relationship with a cock-juggling thunder cunt requires strict measures of spiritual salvation including, although not limited to, "Dude, what the fuck? Alright, come on out with us tonight, we're gonna get you LAID." If you yourself encounter a cock-juggling thunder cunt, call her out as one, then jingle any loose change you have in your pockets as a distraction and back away slowly. If she corners you, just remember her fatal weaknesses: that all of her friends hate her, the combination of Sex in the City and Edy's Cookies and Cream, and of course, cock juggling.
“I hate bartending beside that cock juggling thunder cunt

“I just broke up with one of those cock juggling thunder cunts”
by Katalyna October 8, 2021
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