nascar pants

Wearing pants hiked up to one's nipples with a Nascar T-shirt tucked in with a belt, in preperation for watching a Nascar event.

I thought he was hot until I noticed his Nascar pants.

by janiegrrl13 September 29, 2009

Frog With Pants

A person who has no ass to fill out the back of their pants, making it seem like a frog got up, put on a pair of pants, and walked away.

Guy: Hey Joe look, Tito's ass looks like a Frog With Pants on.

Joe: Hahahahahahahaha

Tito: Fuck You

by hiddengamer93 January 11, 2009

Pant Crapping

1. When one flips out to an uncontrollable degree and lets off a dump in their pants.

Napoleon Bonaparte was so excited to have won so many battles that he had a pant crapping.

by Jonathan Merkel March 28, 2005

pant farmer

A person that grows and reaps underwear.

You're a pant farmer thats what you are.

by Ben from ramsgate May 15, 2006

dumpy pants

a pair of old pants with a horribe shit stain or reminents of actual shit stuck to the inside of the pants. yet worn anyway, mostly by junkies and drunks and frat boys.

yo, check the dude with the dumpy pants, fucking stinks!

by umpypump April 25, 2009

Oh pants!

An exclaimation when scared or excited about something. An alternate to Oh My God.

Oh pants!! You moved to Croasia!?!
There is a new guy at school and Oh Pants hes hot!!

by Loo. April 20, 2009

Yogurt pants

Yoga pants when worm by someone obviously too obese to be doing any yoga.

what is that she's wearing?

Yogurt pants dude.

by Chiznicken December 14, 2017