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Metric fuck load

Precisely 69,420 kilograms typically delivered by rail cart.some by road train
Boss, we are low on aggregate. (Boss) “ next load coming through order a metric fuck load
by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025
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Abbey Load

Often performed with one person lying down horizontally (like a crosswalk line), while the other two flank each side.

A Abbey Load is basically a synchronized double ejaculation onto a third person, typically while referencing The Beatles, the Abbey Road album cover precisely.

The only important rule to perform a perfect Abbey Load is that the person laying down is required to sing out loud the line "Come Togheter, Right Now, Over Me" right before the very moment where

Synonyms: Cum Together, Beatles Shot, Lennon Splash, Double Ringo

Example 1:

“Bro… we pulled off an Abbey Load on Melany last nigh! She looked like she just got hit by two mop-top milk trucks.”

Example 2:

“He yelled ‘Here comes the sun!’ right before the Abbey Load. The dumbass couldn't sing the right song so we lost the harmony"
by GagnonDeezNuts May 5, 2025
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Cup Load

A cup load is a unit of measurement of volume when referring to lads named Aaron and the cumshots.
beat it to Jenna today what a cup load.
by JackiesArmHair September 20, 2023
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Post Load Syndrome

It’s from the time a man shoots his load, until the girl is out the door.
We had sex, I came, then I immediately suffered from post load syndrome.
by Hi Krunch January 21, 2021
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hunk load

A little dinger with massive balls.
Dang! Check out Steve-O's hunk load!
by Gurbur88 March 7, 2018
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by Rinnziddia August 25, 2023
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Demon Load

The hot spray of a 2 week old built up nut.
Yo I heard Bradley shot a demon load in Constantine under the bleachers at last weeks football game!
by FudgeJock July 6, 2025
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