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Goblin

Ewww look at that single mom with her two ugly looking goblins.
by Ahojq October 3, 2020
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Jit Goblin

A member of the ski group / cultural movement group called "Jiddism"
by Dreyno01 November 14, 2023
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Goop Goblins

(noun)

Fun-loving, hard-working individuals who are obsessed with goop, believing it to be the key to happiness, success, and making the world go round. Goop Goblins are known for their relentless hustle and quirky charm, always chanting their mantra: "Seek the goop, trust the goblin."
"Why’s Jared working three side hustles and still having the time of his life?"
"Bro, he's like one of those Goop Goblins. Goop makes the world go round."

"Ever since I started chasing the goop like a true Goop Goblin, my life’s been nothing but good vibes and cash flow."
by Cineteria January 22, 2025
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Child goblin

1.An adult usually 40 years of age who likes to hang around children’s playgrounds
2. A deformed child
Dude I think there’s a child goblin over there
by Why would I regret this? June 3, 2020
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Bed Goblin

Somebody who lives in an darkened bedroom with a laptop screen as their only source of light, becoming gradually more pasty and antisocial. They spend all their time watching YouTube and playing games and only leave their lair to eat, drink, shit or piss. If you try to take their laptop away, they go all Gollum on your ass.
I hardly see Oscar anymore - has turned into a total bed goblin.
by Dr. Volospian January 20, 2023
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door goblins

People who stand in small public spaces such as hallways or doors, and block the way of other people, often while talking to friends or on their phone. Especially prevalent in schools where students walk to different classes on the campus.
Student 1: Everybody was stopped for a minute when I arrived at the classroom. What happened?
Student 2: Ah it was just another of those door goblins fucking everything up.
by CapitalistDwarf July 12, 2020
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goblin toez

The perfect name for your bff, weird and wonderful goblin toez will not disappoint, goblin toez is a kind, outgoing person and you are god damn lucky to know goblin toez!
Person 1: omg they're so amazing

Person 2: call them goblin toez
by Short.blonde.simp October 8, 2021
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