by @vaun February 1, 2018
Get the Physically Cleanmug. by Drypure September 21, 2024
Get the Is there a laundry service near me that specializes in dry cleaning?mug. The thing you’re probably supposed to be doing right now. You would usually hire an illegally immigrated over friendly Mexican woman to do it, but you’re broke.
by Rufusruckus November 2, 2017
Get the Cleaningmug. Josh cleaning consists of many things besides the action Verb: “cleaning”
Scholars have described it best as the equivalent of ADHD cleaning.
Example: Playing a light game of Minecraft then hoping off to take out the trash then hopping back on to play an intense game of Apex Legends because taking out the trash was quite the strenuous task and quite frankly, “ you should take another break.”
Example 2: Cleaning out your fridge for 3 minutes when that sudden urge to poop finds you in the bathroom then realizing as you’re relieving yourself of Mother Nature that you also have to clean the bathroom. So you start cleaning that then realize your truck is pretty dirty so you better go clean that big while you’re cleaning your truck you realize it’s better some time since you made a Kwik Trip run to go pick on 6 rockstars and 2 hotdogs for your gamer snacking so you go run to the gas station.
It’s an endless cycle. A vicious circle. An addictive pattern. Don’t fall for the josh cleaning. Too many have fallen. And as Rose said in James Cameron’s adaption of the Titanic: “ ..It’s been 84 years”.
Scholars have described it best as the equivalent of ADHD cleaning.
Example: Playing a light game of Minecraft then hoping off to take out the trash then hopping back on to play an intense game of Apex Legends because taking out the trash was quite the strenuous task and quite frankly, “ you should take another break.”
Example 2: Cleaning out your fridge for 3 minutes when that sudden urge to poop finds you in the bathroom then realizing as you’re relieving yourself of Mother Nature that you also have to clean the bathroom. So you start cleaning that then realize your truck is pretty dirty so you better go clean that big while you’re cleaning your truck you realize it’s better some time since you made a Kwik Trip run to go pick on 6 rockstars and 2 hotdogs for your gamer snacking so you go run to the gas station.
It’s an endless cycle. A vicious circle. An addictive pattern. Don’t fall for the josh cleaning. Too many have fallen. And as Rose said in James Cameron’s adaption of the Titanic: “ ..It’s been 84 years”.
Example in a sentence: Sorry I can’t hangout tonight boys; I gotta josh clean this weekend.
Example in a sentence 2: Sorry babe I can’t this weekend. I got a long day ahead. I gotta josh cleaning my room.
Example in a sentence 2: Sorry babe I can’t this weekend. I got a long day ahead. I gotta josh cleaning my room.
by Ram Ranch Supervisor March 8, 2024
Get the josh cleaningmug. by RyanHall December 21, 2023
Get the Christmas cleaningmug. When you flip your shirt inside out to hide stains or other dirtiness in order to continue wearing the same, but now "clean" shirt.
Guy 1: Lets go pick up chicks.
Guy 2: I would but I got no clean shirts.
Guy 1: Just clean flip that one.
Guy 2: I would but I got no clean shirts.
Guy 1: Just clean flip that one.
by Ryan_Robotz July 14, 2011
Get the Clean Flipmug. by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024
Get the cleaned everybody's clockmug.