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Chumpy Chode

To be, or to bear a likeness to, a Chumpy Chode.

This is a two-word phrase wherein the words Chump and Chode have been crudely combined to form a very situational insult.
"Yeah, he's been a Chumpy Chode ever since that breakup."

"Dude, don't be such a Chumpy Chode!"

"You're acting like a complete Chumpy Chode bro."
by UltimateLord June 4, 2016
mugGet the Chumpy Chodemug.

A Human chode

Is a person much wider than they are tall
by Eddie 777 October 18, 2021
mugGet the A Human chodemug.

The Jimmy Chode

The Jimmy Chose is a penis wider than it is long, or a chode, with the addition of one testicle or the birth monotestcular, with the testicle being square and the head being sharp and pointed.
Colin: Leo do you have The Jimmy Chode
Leo: No...

Jimmy: I DO
by Lenard the 7/11 Employee June 1, 2015
mugGet the The Jimmy Chodemug.

Magnum Chode

A chode, but the size of either a .357 magnum, a .44 magnum or a .500 magnum round. Unlike a magnum dong a magnum chode is an extra small penis, while the magnum dong is an extra large one.
I hate Jerry, he probably has a magnum chode.
by UNSCgrunt226 August 12, 2017
mugGet the Magnum Chodemug.

Overnight Chode

A guy or girl who was once cool as fuck but seemingly turned into a dick smoke over night. This usually occurs for no reason.
Fuckin James used to the coolest mf ever until last month he became an overnight chode.
by MyVeinyMeat February 14, 2022
mugGet the Overnight Chodemug.

Chode Canal

(noun) The moist canal in most female mammals, including humans, that extends from the cervix of the uterus to an external opening between the labia minora
Dude, she had the loosest chode canal
by NewKindOfClown October 23, 2011
mugGet the Chode Canalmug.

Chode piece

A half man half gerbil like creature who’s sole mission in life is to take as many shits as he can and leave half used toilet paper spread all over.
That chode piece beat us up the trail this am, look at all this nasty shit paper! What a chode piece!
by Laskan Tony December 20, 2022
mugGet the Chode piecemug.

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