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TEAR

Tear is most known in 2025 as the bargain-bin extorter who thought scamming kids online was a career path. He walks around acting like the final boss of the internet, but in reality he’s just the tutorial-level goblin everyone farms for XP. He brags about “power” but couldn’t even extort his WiFi provider into giving him decent internet.

He’s been in so many “groups” that he’s basically the online equivalent of a free trial—everyone uses him once and then kicks him out. Tear calls himself a menace, but the only thing he’s really terrorized is the spellcheck on his ransom notes.

Tear is known for typing tough behind a keyboard while his mom yells at him to take out the trash. He’s the kind of guy who’d extort you for $5 and then still ask for a tip.

Tear is known
Tear is a clown
He’s been in so many “groups” that he’s basically the online equivalent of a free trial—everyone uses him once and then kicks him out. Tear calls himself a menace, but the only thing he’s really terrorized is the spellcheck on his ransom notes.
by IMHIMXDDD August 22, 2025
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Tear awd

Blue plastic contempo vacuum cleaner, off-roading in 2007 hilux
I went tear awding in Toowong today; I used the tear awd to clean up my mess
by ConfusedSpyro August 24, 2025
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Teared

“js no gng teared gng.”
by kamped up December 21, 2025
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Teared

“js no gng, teared gng.”
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reapeating tears

An emotion you go through when you feel nothing but sadness for a long period of time. An emotion more severe than mayjor depression.
I'm going through repeating tears that just won't go away.
by Josh James Ernst May 13, 2005
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crimson tear

another one of the endless tersm for a womans period
I was going to go over to Pam's to get laid, but she's crying the crimson tear
by killercarnie July 16, 2009
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Foot Tear

The act of walking around a pre-determined residential area, consuming alcohol and causing mayhem and destruction, usually with fireworks.
"Lets go for a foot tear and fuck shit up"
by KSISS April 15, 2010
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