put that on twitter

what you say to someone when you just found out something they did on the weekend that they wish to remember

"hey did you hear drew got pissed and streaked across the park on the weekend"
"yeah put that on twitter"

by druey26 July 12, 2009

Twitter being Twitter

Things that Twitter does that make Twitter Twitter

"hey, whats with Boycott genshin thing on the internet ?"
"Oh its just Twitter being Twitter"

by NormieNormie April 9, 2021

twitter

where your opinion does not matter

person 1:hey i think we sho-
person 2:SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS TWITTER YOU DON'T GET AN OPINION

by figg12 February 21, 2023

Twitter

Twitter is a secondary word for circus
Because on twitter everyone is a clown

Me: I was on Twitter with a lot of clowns in there

by le real ditunare October 15, 2022

Free Twitter

Free Twitter was a phrase that has been trending multiple times on the Twitter platform, ever since Elon Musk bought it. People usually say this phrase on the Twitter platform, attempting to remove Elon Musk's role as CEO of the platform.

Person 1: Hey man have you heard that Elon Musk bought Twitter?
Person 2: Yeah, He added the Twitter blue feature just making the platform worse, Free Twitter!

by AnAverageUrbanDictionaryUser December 23, 2022

twitter tryhard

People(s) who make it their lifes mission to post X Rated content in mass volume and/or quality.

Damn… they are definitely some twitter tryhards

by anonymous January 31, 2023

Twitter cowboy

has “♣️♥️♣️♥️“ in their twitter handle, posts 5000 pictures of their dads truck, and tweets about how he wants to treat a girl right but fucks over any girl he’s ever been with.

Johnathan Fleming is a twitter cowboy

by alyssabj15 December 14, 2017