Hitchhike in a Burrito Truck

To hitchhike and get a ride from a guy who demands you give him a Blowjob for the free ride

Troy: “I lost my keys in the locker room, I had to hitchhike in a burrito truck”

by LigmaSawconNigga August 27, 2022

Tow Trucked

The act in which a young gerontrophialiac pretends to have distress and requests the most mature tow truck drivers services so that she can peruse her sexual fetish of old people.

She called in for help, and before he knew it, the driver had been tow trucked!

by Mikey Ehrmantraut June 1, 2015

Trucking

When a snowflake talks shit and continues to talk shit but cant back their asses up without projecting

Trucking : that libturd could not back anything up without trying to project a superficial narrative

by FreeWheelBurning September 11, 2021

Truck h Up

And inadvertent nonsense message sent when your messaging partner makes you all nervous and sweaty, impairing your ability to properly operate a smartphone or other touchscreen device.

Often blamed on a friend's meddling.

Texter 1: Truck h Up
Texter 2: You are horrid at sexting.
Texter 1: Sorry! That was my friend's fault. I let her type for me while I dictated but forgot she doesn't understand written English.

by SassyHats March 27, 2012

North Dakota Truck Stop

The North Dakota Truck Stop is any sexual act performed in a car at a truck stop or rest area.

OMG! What are they doing?
That's just a good old fashion North Dakota Truck Stop, let em go.

by Big-Dumb1983 June 15, 2020

truck fuck

when you fuck someone in a pickup truck, either in the truck bed or inside the truck

A: Me and my bf just had a truck fuck
B: What the hell, don't tell me about you fucking your bf in your truck

by not a guy with a z name January 30, 2023

volvo truck

biggest piece of rubbish in the truck market of today. rarely seen being driven by a real truckie. only auto transmissions, perfect for all those soft new generation drivers.

Guy 1- is that a volvo truck?
guy 2-na, a piece of crap

by jovan47271 July 2, 2023