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Never touch grass

Someone that NONE stop play games whitout going out . We say that he never touch grass.

Or ''BRO he never touchs grass !!!''

We use this expression in video games
Exemple of Never touch grass :

Bedwars player 1 : BRO THERE IS ANOTHER SWEAT
Bedwars player 2: I KNOW BE CARFUL

*Sweat killed Bedwars player 1*
*Sweat killed Bedwars player 2*

Bedwars player 2: BRO ANNOYING
Sweat : OHOHOHOHOH HEHEHEH mad cuz bad L L noob im sweating on new players ahahaha

Bedwars player 1: BRO like actually go touch grass kid you no life kid wanna be sweat
Sweat : Don't care

*Sweat fell into the void*

Bedwars player 2: LOL WANNA BE SWEAT L
Bedwars player 1: EZ EZ EZ

*Bedwars player 1 and 2 wins the game*
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Story made by me ;) thats why guys never sweat and go touch grass and go to school. :)
by A sweaty Roblox player March 30, 2023
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touching my hat

The act of delivering a message to someone by using double meanings and involving third parties or even mass media.

The message is usually covered by a supposed to be weird sense of humour and can have disastrous consequences such as destroying relationships, causing depression or having the career jeopardized by losing the job.
It is not unusual that the sender is that immature, villain and coward that if asked to have a direct discussion flees away or even claim a friendzone after the damage done through the prank done.
She was touching my hat while her fuckbuddy was making a parody of the love letter I sent her
by Sombrero Tocado September 3, 2016
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touch your lunch

1. when a doctor performs a prostate cancer test on a man.

2. to penetrate the anus deeply.
1. You got a prostate exam at 39 because the doctor couldn't wait a year to touch your lunch.
2. I was banging her so hard from behind that I was touching her lunch!
by abner macgillicudy July 23, 2011
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Brain Touch

(Verb) To touch someone on their penis with your mind using psychic abilities
“Hey troy, watch me brain touch this guy. He’s gonna be so confused.”
by Dr.ProfessorSirLevi February 24, 2021
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Morales touch

moe·rall·ez t·uh·ch

When you are completing an action or winning/getting ahead in any situation and a person with the surname Morales completes the action, eradicating all feeling of being successful and self satisfaction/pleasure. Also gives flaccid vibes.
I almost got a solo kill in paintball but then Bustin and Pakob did the Morales touch and got a dirty melee kill.
by dasapollo September 13, 2021
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Duke Touch

A magical touch given to enemies by Joshua Lane Duke
by BEH2093 December 3, 2024
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clinch touch

the act of violently smacking your penis across someone's face several times.
If you keep talking about me I will have to clinch touch you!
by crazycookie123 August 7, 2017
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