Coincidental Race Theory

a theory that racism doesn’t exist and it’s all just a big coincidence that minoritized peoples have ended up where they are in Western societies, particularly the US; often espoused by people who are defensively insistent not only that they are not racist, but that there is no way they could possibly BE racist.

Forget what they learning in school, this prejudice moron must have learned more about Coincidental Race Theory from his own ignorant parents.

by Shogunn2517 July 6, 2021

Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

H theory

Happiness theory, a set of hypothetical beliefs that happiness and euphoria will be the cause of human conformity.

H theory is not New Age BS like other theories out there.

by W3ird-X November 8, 2021

Spank theory

The spank theory originates from ShyoWager, it is a theory in Valorant esports that says a team can only get spanked a certain amount of rounds before they get turned on, get hard and fuck the other team.

Have you heard of the spank theory?
Yes, MIBR are ready to fuck 100 Thieves

by Sh0ma August 7, 2025

Recurve Theory

When someone is jerking off, and their ejaculation lands in their face/mouth. Self facial.

Yo! Did you hear how weston did recurve theory!

by UPIC November 8, 2025

Sand Forest Theory

Sand Forest Theory is a theory that was founded by Irving Aguilera when living in North San Diego. Constant trips to nature that were around the city of Fallbrook & Temecula led to him finding a National Park with Sand in it. The sand had sparkles and gold potential. Upon further inspection Irving came to the conclusion the sand got to the California hills via a catastrophic event known as Pole Shift.

Sand Forest Theory makes sense, this Earth might go through Magnetic changes time to time.

by Knitty March 4, 2024

Printer Theory

The concept that, in any given conversation about the price of warhammer models, someone will say "printer go brr" or some other statement about their use of a 3d printer.

"Wow these models are really expensive! $75 for 100 points!"
"Printer go brrr."
"Ah, classic printer theory."

by danceinthewind March 17, 2022