Pump 'n Dump

n. The act of masturbating in a gas station bathroom while defecating.

Steve: "Dude, pull over at this gas station. It's urgent."
Jeff: "Why?"
Steve: "I need to take a Pump 'n Dump. Bad."
Jeff: "A what?"
Steve: "Look it up."
Jeff: (searches Urban Dictionary) "Oh my god that is horrifying. People do this?"

by PriceIsRight November 24, 2013

The Atomic Gas Pump

Where you take a gas pump or any form of a gasoline dispensor, and put it in a girl's vagina and begin to fill it with gasoline. You then light your penis on fire and begin to have intercourse with her.

"Hey Hubert, I gave my girlfriend The Atomic Gas Pump last night."

"My pussy is still on fire from The Atomic Gas Pump I got last Christmas."

by Harry Megaboner May 03, 2009

Pumped Up Kicks

To run super fast from danger or harm in tennis shoes, mostly worn by indie/scene kids in modern day's time. ;)

Also a great song by a GREAT band: Foster the People!! :D

Person 1: I'ma bring a gun to school and shoot up all y'all niggas!!

Nigga 1: Oh shit!! that nigga's gotta gun!!

Nigga 2: All y'all bitches bettah run!! Run hoes, run!!

Nigga 3: I got my 'pumped up kicks' on so i'ma be outta here before all these other niggas!! See ya!! :D

by Rob (Girl) January 11, 2012

Pump Shotty Ninja

One who is well skilled in the art of the Pump Shotgun in games such as Counter Strike, and jump around while killing people in the air...much like a ninja. Thus the term, Pump Shotty Ninja.

"Dude, that guy is such a Pump Shotty Ninja. He just wtfpwned me."

by lolPLD September 15, 2006

Pump N Dump

The companion technique to the blumpkin. Intercourse (usually anal) performed while the pitcher defecates is referred to as a pump n dump.

I was giving her the ol' Pump N Dump, right before I finished that shit off with a blumpkin.

by Sp0o/\/?! May 09, 2008

pump up the volume

When someone has to take a shit. Music is played loud so that the person in the bathroom feels better about knowing that other people cannot hear them.

Damn...I need to pump up the volume

by Fancy N Pants August 30, 2006

pistol grip pump

the act of anally fisting a mans ass while jacking him off. as if you are shooting a pistol grip pum shotgun

that guy is a freak he likes to get pistol grip pumped

by victhespic July 17, 2011