meat glue

A derogatory term referencing a douchbag, dumb shit, who believes they are top of there game. An asswipe who's arrogance is only out weighed by there poor ideas or choices. Having fooled upper management or company owners by a nonstop bombardment of lips to ass, Usually full of shit enough to be middle management. Seen by all as a stack of useless meat glued together in human form.

I can't believe assistant manager MEAT GLUE had all of us come in 30min early so he could over sleep and show up 10min late again.

by brickeycrow November 6, 2017

Meat Heads

They're not the most approachable people. When you're a newbie the last thing you need is a meat head who continuously stares at you as you move from one machine to the other. It's like a scene from Prison break,when an inmate is holding his belongings and his taking that intimidating walk to his cell accompanied by Prison guards and the old heads death stare him waiting to claim him as their bitch. Meat heads intimidate you and they wait for you to do the wrong thing before they scream at you as loud as they could 'DON'T DO THAT' or 'YOUR FORM IS TERRIBLE' or

'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING', they laugh at you and shake their heads in disbelief. Meat heads are the reason why you ditch your membership.

Meat Heads think they know it all.

by Kick Ass Gal December 8, 2017

Tit meat

The excess meat from an ill-fitting bra.

Her bra was two sizes too small and her tits were two sizes too big so her tit meat was overflowing .

by Tone dead titties March 11, 2018

splitting the meat

when a woman spreads her vulva open

mandy spread her gammon wide open
craig was splitting the meat

by arthur boruc July 10, 2009

Packing the Meat

Slang term for Masturbation.

Tom: Hey Justin what are you doing this friday?

Justin: I ussually have a date for friday but i dont this week. So I guess I'm Packing the Meat friday night.

Tom: Have fun.

Justin: Ohhh I will.

by Pack the meat everyday! August 21, 2009

yeet the meat

When someone should perform a-milking gesture to a man's oversized genitals.

"Ched come here and yeet the meat"

"Did you hear Ched yeeted Bradley's meat?"

by mikedoffhamn November 20, 2020

meat platter

a picture or video of 1 or more hot and scantily clad person(s) on the internet. Usually a chick or female, but can also be a male or a hot lady with a penis.

1. Damn! that chick on that world star hip hop dancing to Big Sean A$$ song is a meat platter.

2. OMG Kyle! You can't have that meat platter all up on your monitor at work!

by tipthecosmic October 7, 2012