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Salad Head

Man, he’s such a salad head!
Yeah, I saw him watching Joey Salads yesterday.
by saltandvinibba January 13, 2018
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Mushroom Head

"I have I massive Mushroom head at the tip of my cock"
by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023
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buttplug head

Someone who is so arrogant and self absorbed that it would seem they spend most of their time with their head shoved neatly up their own arse. Often with a butt plug shaped head and ridiculously small ears.
Andrew is such a buttplug head. He doesn't listen to anyone's ideas except his own.
by Shittydick March 4, 2015
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Five Head

Someone whose forehead is so large, it becomes a five head.
Rihanna and Angelina Jolie are prime examples of five head
by Kwabb April 22, 2020
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head flap

A flap or roll of usually fat filled skin at the back of peoples heads revealed by baldness. Usually grows in prominence with age, weight gain, and the relentless pull of gravity.

Plural: Head Flappage

The term "head flap" came to prominence in the mid-1990's when Philadelphia teens would play a game called "Head Flap Slap Crack Trap". The game involved slapping head flaps while sticking opened packets of mayonnaise down the back of the pants. The person had to say "Head Flap Slap" and "Crack Trap" as they were doing the respective tasks in order for it count. When the prankee went to see what was in their pants they often squished the mayo into their pants which was the primary goal of the prank, the head slap being more of a diversionary tactic. This would leave a noticeable white glob that left the prankee with some embarrassed explaining to do.
"Those fools searched my body everywhere for the money but they forgot to check my head flap!"

"What is that smell?" "Gunther probably forgot to wash behind his head flap again..."

"Despite the bitter chill, the back of Walters' head remained comfortably warm due to his impressive head flappage."
by Ham Pony February 20, 2018
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googly headed

When your mind can't confront itself as a result of smoking marijuana and feels the need to Google everything
"Man my friend was googly headed after that blunt the other day, had me laughing my ass off"
by Lilchunknazty June 27, 2017
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gunshot to the head

"Shotugun!"
"Gunshot to the head!"
"FUUUUCK"
by Even125 June 5, 2016
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