by the 1234-anator January 21, 2025

A type of cellar-dweller that is characterized by owning a drum set, or some other type of musical instrument, this giving him an overinflated sense of coolness. Behaviors include bragging to people about being hungover at work, and drawing undue attention to their personal appearance (e.g., "check out my sweet, sweet auburn hair!")
Wow, listen to Sean talk about how cool he is just because he plays the drums. He's such a goblin on drums, he still lives with his parents in a room that has carpet on the walls.
by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 23, 2019

by Lantzelot September 1, 2025

A sex act in which involved three men fucking in braid train/human centipede formation. This is often performed in the underground goblin community, where members participate in goblin activity.
Dude, did you hear Sebastian had a Goblins Threesome last night? He was in the middle, a perfect Kentucky sandwich!
by MexicanBoi13 April 18, 2023

by Harshdrummer April 20, 2022

Why does Stacy need so many drink? Her drinks are taking up the whole desk. She is such a beverage goblin.
by Beverage Goblin jr January 31, 2024

A school rumor in a californian school (Berdu) where a man was caught eaten shit in the bathroom after school during the after school programs the shit goblins name is Nick hamerage and he was supposedly suspended at school after due to the amount of shit he took from the school bathrooms
by Amongusly September 20, 2021
