Soft math

Math that's easy to do in your head

The doctor asked me how many drinks i have in a week. Had to do some soft math to give him an answer that didn't make me sound like an alcoholic.

by Candy_Ass_Ho January 15, 2019

angel soft

Crappy toilet paper that tears apart leaving poop on your hand and often leaves tons of dingle berries (see dingle berry definition) on your ass

Man that angel soft left dingle berries all over my asshole.

by Mr. Dic-tionary April 26, 2017

Soft

Any Quantity in The Range of 1-999 Thousand Dollars. Ex, Larry June:”Touched Down in NYC, Made a Soft Hundred”

“I made a soft 5 last week, 715 everyday”

by Billyfrotallahasee April 20, 2021

Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind

An American/Southern phrase used particularly to children, to warn them against disobedience. Particularly hinting at potential physical punishments.

Kid: "I don't wanna go to school today"
Grandma: "Do what I told you," "Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind"

By: Otis T. September 8th, 2025

by LionHeart99 September 8, 2025

Soft

Kang Yeosang. Period.

Teacher: Describe something soft.
Kid #1: uhhh...wool!
Kid #2: COTTON!
Me: Kang Yeosang.

Teacher: You are absolutely correct sweetie! You have no homework.

by thekpopnoob November 16, 2019

fallin soft

When a tough guy starts having feelings for a female making him soften up.

Damn, this girl's got me fallin soft for her.

by RebLGut February 24, 2020

Soft-hedge

An uncommon strategy seen with cryptocurrency. You are hedging some token without selling the token. e.g. If I’m in for the long-term and I want to hedge against token x price going down, I can predict the price going down in the market and stake my token x. If the price does go down, I can receive additional rebase rewards from people who predicted otherwise. "Soft" is used because contrary to how leverage works, you aren’t at risk of losing your principal.

" How to capitalize on $BTRFLY short term price movement without selling ser?"

"You soft-hedge it"

by jnie January 27, 2022