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Institutions created by the government to occupy students and give an excuse to treat students as prisoners. Schools require you to wake up early or else your mother (A fucking prison guard) beats the shit out of you. Also, you need to eat literal shit and take evaluations in life that doesn't help anyone. If you try to be a rebellion to this cause or your grades for CUM (Creative Unnecessary Motherfucking-shit) are low, you literally get executed by a firing squad that is directed by parents, teachers, and your anxiety. You can escape when you become 18 or 19 depending on the region your prison is located.
by Joewypak October 15, 2020
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School is a place that makes people feel like they are failures and make children and teens depressed because of the pressure of homework and grades and their parents and teachers expectations are far too high which adds stress to the children and teens who cannot be perfect and meet the expectations.

It is also a place where some people have to pick between their own mental and physical health and their grades.
History Class at School:

Teacher: "(student name), please read your report outloud."

Student: *tries to pick between embarassing self because social anxiety or getting a bad grade*
by Sarah_Jose September 23, 2013
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The entrance of hell, enter at your own risk.
"bro, our new school looks like a literal hellhole"

"that's cause it is"
by -nks February 8, 2023
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Absolute hell. People who don't like school are called "dumb" and people who actually like it are "nerds"

It is hell for both sides and nobody wins
Mrs. Insertlastname: School is cool!

Bob the student: No it isn't
by IntergalactalEnergy January 10, 2023
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Though many people call school torture, they just don't listen. Yes, school is boring, try to listen or you'll get in trouble which is the reason some people hate school. People also hate the school lunch, just bring your own lunch or just eat your favorite thing on that big tray. It makes sense why people would hate school for their bathrooms and community, the bathrooms are usually gross and the community can be bad. Go pee/poop if you have time at home before school! Ignore the bullies and stay strong! School is a place where you can learn, not a place you can hate on for no reason, unless what I mentioned. :)
"School isn't torture, people just don't wanna learn."
by Whyareyoulookingat April 13, 2023
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worst thing known to normal kids
Destry: Sis, we gotta go to school!
Alessia: I’d rather die.

Alessia skips school and buys a coke and turns out she doesn’t need school because she’s a genius. SO THERE MRS DAVIS 😡
by innocent rebel June 9, 2022
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a school is a place for adults to torture kids legally.
random person- how's ur new job at that school?
teacher- wonderful i love screaming at kids and get them in trouble for no reason.
by scgusjm June 28, 2022
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