Smareth

A present produced to friends and loved ones, by someone of great importance within a group or gang. A sign of loyality if a gift given to a gang/group member is refered to as a "Smareth".

I received a Smareth from our main guy yesterday, which was a great honour.

by GayleFace March 19, 2009

smackin toboggan

To masturbate or beat off so furiously that it is audible a room away

Dude I got in trouble bcz my mom caught me "smackin toboggan" last night

by furious masterbater April 15, 2009

smackledorped

a phrase meaning fooled or double-crossed. made famous by by spongebob squarepants in the episode "nasty patty".

mr krabs: we've been dooped!
spongebob: dooped!
mr krabs: we've been bamboozled!
spongebob: we've been smackledorped!
mr krabs: that's not even a word and i agree with ya!

by eucalyptica April 16, 2009

smagettied

To get hammered drunk, Plastered out of the ass, Retardedly retarded.

Brandon: Dude what you do last night?
Kevin: Went to the bar and got smagettied as fuck.

by Blaze B March 19, 2009

smackbook

Facebook, the most addictive website in the world. Also 'crackbook.' In some circumstances, smackbook may be more appropriate to say than crackbook.

Yesterday I spent 14 hours on smackbook, which now rivals only my heroine addiction in competition for my free time.

"Hey man, I saw your girlfriend dumped you on crackbook! You are one pathetic loser!"
"Seriously, I am so done with this smackbook."

by The Anarchist in the Library April 30, 2009

smachel

the love between a molly and a rachel.
not lesbo though.
smachel

molly loving rachie
rachie loving molly
smachel

by smachiieee :) September 29, 2009

Smarketing

Brilliant Marketing ploys. Often using subtle and/or innovative ways to sell a product.

Dude, that shitty crunk-core band is selling lines of coke in the spine of their cds cases, now that's smarketing.

by geizo94 December 17, 2009