Justice Slapped

When an individual commits a crime and gets what they deserve from the justice system.

Bob- Yo Timmy, I just punched a baby in the face!

Timmy- Dude! That's messed up your going to get Justice Slapped.

(6 hours later Bob is arrested and sentenced to 2 years of prison for child abuse)

by JC1190 August 20, 2013

clit slapped

When a girl heavily flirts with a guy or leads him on, and then abruptly disappears or abandons him just before he makes his move to close the deal.

John (at a party): "Dude, this chick was all over me for like three hours. It was a slam dunk that I was gonna bang her, but then she goes to the bathroom and leaves the party with her girlfriend without saying a word to me."

Tim (John's friend at same party): "Dude, you just got fucking clit slapped big time."

by toddmatt September 17, 2013

The Slippery Penguin

This is a sexual position which can only be performed in an ice-rink.

The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.

Male:

"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"

Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"

by JohnOfTheDoybervilles October 15, 2014

Vinyl skipped a groove

To forget something that should be obvious. A brain fart.

Monica: I thought you said we were going to hang out Friday?
Terence: Sorry, my vinyl skipped a groove.

by Guess Who?????? September 12, 2014

f-slapped

When you find a bug in a product but engineering tells you that its not a bug, its a feature.

Oh dude, I just got f-slapped by eng again.

by ttm_monkey June 2, 2015

pitched slapped

When you get slapped so hard by the sick beat

Omg She just pitched slapped me with her tonsils

by fuban June 19, 2015

silent slippers

A fart that comes out of your ass that you didn't mean to intentionally let that is extremely quiet. "Like slippers on a floor".

I was in a meeting at work when I suddenly felt a grumble in my stomach, I couldn't up and leave at that momemt; however, some silent slippers popped out of me like a squeezed balloon.

by Simplyme200099 October 4, 2015