Dirty Riley

When you go for someone else’s girl but say you didn’t do anything but really want her and you think she wants you back but she really just wants to be friends. Then you shit in her mouth while being the sneaky link one night and she yells and never talks to you again. Then gives you drunk head in the back on a fiat Uno until your dick falls off and never can have sex again.

Last night I had a dirty Riley by accident while playing silly games

by Niggamuncher30000p09 January 21, 2025

Dirty Riley

When you bust a nut so hard that you fall asleep after.

“I walked in and saw a cold hot pocket next to my friend who was dead asleep. He must’ve done another Dirty Riley.”

by tinklerat May 4, 2025

the riley method

The act of banging your fat beer belly on a girls back while you bang her doggy.

man 1: yea i did the riley method to that chick
man 2: hell yeah!

by thebucketdevil July 12, 2025

piece of riley

A fucken drugger

He is Always high, must be a piece of Riley.!

by The cousin August 31, 2017

Being a Riley

The act of taking credit for anything and everything good in an attempt to impress those who clearly don't give a shit.

"I thought of a new name for our band but Nick was totally being a Riley and said it was his idea all along."

by corndoglover21 October 29, 2017

Kelsie and Riley

Riley I love you so much forever and always and what we had is meant to be forever and always, you are the one who puts a smile on my face every day like no one else can abs I truly hope you know how much I love you

( on kelsies 18th birthday)

Riley: kelsie will you Marry
Kelsie: YES! YES! YES!!!!!
Kelsie and Riley live happily ever after

by Rosé💍 April 30, 2020

pull a riley

when someone is FYNE before hitting puberty, then puberty does them dirty by making then have a glow down.

sienna : “yk that kid issac”
joslyn : “yeah. he really pull a riley after 7th grade”

by joslynximari October 2, 2020