Oral Queef 

1. When a person expels a "pfffpfpff" or "belch" sound from their mouth after eating-out a person's vagina. It will smell like their partner's orpheus.

2. When a person's voice cracks unexpectedly while talking.

Oral Queefed, Oral Queefs, Oral Queefing, Oral Queefitous

Mark: "Hey man, *pffpfpff* what's up?"
Tom: "Eww man! You just Oral Queefed in my face!!"
Mark: "Sorry, I was with Josie last night.

Dude: "My voice just cracked."
Dudette: "Thats called an Oral Queef."

Guy: "Wanna go see that ba**nd?"
Girl: "Dude, Your voice totally just Oral Queefed"

Oral Queef by Mr. Piklington August 17, 2010

Jizzle-queef 

1: The physical act of ejaculating in a womans vagina and then immediately having the woman queefing the sperm directly back onto any location of the males person.

So I gave Johnny a jizzle-queef last night.

Bro, last night Bethany jizzle-queefed on me.

Jizzle-queef by Amxkool August 4, 2011

ginger queef

A. When a red headed woman farts through her baby maker.

Debbie's boyfriend was surprised when she suddenly let out a ginger queef on his leg.

ginger queef by chefman69 May 28, 2016

Vanilla queef

After cumming in a woman in doggy style, she queefs multiple times and your cum begins to bubble and/or come out of her vagina.

1. Damn, Ted! My wife totally vanilla queefed after sex last night.

2. See that girl over there? I hear she’s a Vanilla Queefer.

Vanilla queef by anonymous October 25, 2017

Columbian Queef 

A guy fills a funnel with cocaine and inserts into a females vagina, she then queef the power into the face of the guy

Dan: I had a sick weekend man
Nathan: what you get upto?
Dan: Lewis’s mom gave me a Columbian Queef, I was wired out my tits man

Columbian Queef by ChunkySmurf July 7, 2018

neck queef 

a neck queef, It's when you cut someones neck, and hold the laceration together slightly, so when the blood is squirting out of the artery in the neck, it sounds like a queef

i was on the deep web, some guy living with a girl, told them to do a neck queef, he fucking did it lmao.

neck queef by beandok January 22, 2019

ass queef 

Typically, when a person has flatulence they would call it a “fart”. Here, in Atown (aka Anacortes, aka fagtown) we call these ass queefs.

*at mcdonald’s drive thru*
kelsey- “can i get two ass queef cones”
intercom- “sorry what?”
kelsey- “oops sorry i meant ice cream cones”
*proceeds to pay with dimes*

dude 1- “bro dude we were smashing and she wanted me to go up the butt and she totally ass queefed all over my cock”
dude 2- “what the fuck”

ass queef by assqueef757 October 10, 2019