The scratches on something you keep in your pocket that were put there by other stuff in your pocket.
by NickFreakenRocks February 19, 2012
Get the Pocket Engraving mug.Noun - An opening caused by wear (or on purpose when one's jeans are too tight in the thigh area) which allows the pocket and its contents to flop out through the opening. Technically, it's a hernia of the jeans, not the pocket.
Boy1 to Boy2: With that many keys in your pocket, it's no wonder that your jeans have a pocket hernia.
by Klondike708 September 1, 2012
Get the Pocket Hernia mug.The triangular balloon of fat between the belly button and privates that obese women and men display, especially when wearing tight pants, camel toe inclusive. It's not hot.
You: What the hell happened in your math class!? I could hear the sound two doors down, thought there was a fight.
Me: That was the sound of my professor's coffee smashing on the floor. She turned to explain something too fast and knocked it over with her crotch pocket.
You: Oh... eww.
Me: That was the sound of my professor's coffee smashing on the floor. She turned to explain something too fast and knocked it over with her crotch pocket.
You: Oh... eww.
by ivoryvoid July 11, 2011
Get the crotch pocket mug.Things inside of your pants pockets that give the appearance that you are wider than you actually are (i.e. keys, chapstick, wallets).
"Jeremy, you look bigger for some reason."
"That's because I have pocket weight. This wallet is too big."
"Tina, you would look so much better in those shorts if you would just get rid of that pocket weight! Put your damn keys and cell in your purse."
"That's because I have pocket weight. This wallet is too big."
"Tina, you would look so much better in those shorts if you would just get rid of that pocket weight! Put your damn keys and cell in your purse."
by ViatheV June 21, 2011
Get the Pocket Weight mug.by The Barren October 13, 2011
Get the Barren's Pocket mug.The buldge created when attempting to sneak food, beer or other contraband into a Movie theater or sports event.
James: "3 packs of m&m's AND a twix bar.. really dog?
Dan: "Always works, but if you keep staring at my pocket boner we'll have to split.
Dan: "Always works, but if you keep staring at my pocket boner we'll have to split.
by Ribeyeguy September 20, 2011
Get the pocket boner mug.pissing in a woman's vagina, sexually, or for some other fucking reason, may be used as a noun too: (piss pocket).
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
Get the Piss Pocketing mug.