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Pissing around

A day of relaxation interrupted by frequent bouts of binge drinking, pub crawling, increasing visits to the toilet, punctuated by casual screams and groans, ending up sleeping on the floor nexT to the bed snoring and fully clothed.
Leta go pissing around this weekend for a change?

Yes i need that relaxation
by JAJBP July 8, 2017
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Insurance Piss

Previous to the act of masturbation, an Insurance Piss is the act of urinating immediately after the primary finish. This is to ensure that the individual can avoid cleaning up his Second Wind. (See Second Wind).
Paul was tired of cleaning up his Second Wind, so he began trying an Insurance Piss. This way he could pee and not worry about a secondary clean up.
by The Crawling King Snake March 18, 2014
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Hulk Piss

The bright green byproduct of vomiting up a stomach full of Blue Rasberry NO-Xplode into a toilet bowl full of fluorescent yellow Animal Pak urine.
I burped up my two scoops of NO-Xplode while I was taking a leak at Gold's Gym the other day and splashed hulk piss all over the bathroom floor.
by Tony Muscoli September 9, 2013
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Speed Pissing

Making ladies hurry up in the toilet. Making a deal, to excite the quewe to go faster.
in the line at a festival "come on girls lets play speed pissing, u have 5 minutes or the cubical is going over".

Harder to play in a pub, you can only rely on getting the quewe excited...
by Private Joy May 23, 2007
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piss rust

The rust that builds up on the radiator next to the toilet, cause you keep on missing.
What's that Mr. Pettiwinkle?

That's just piss rust Johnny.
by RampageZ May 30, 2013
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Piss Chills

The sudden and short chilling feeling that you often get when you are peeing.
Dude when I was in the bathroom i got one of the biggest piss chills ever.
by qwert333 January 9, 2011
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podium piss

Podium piss means standing on the toilet seat like a Grand Prix winner, then spray you're piss like you have a bottle of champage. The toilet is your loving crowd below. Also known as pole pissition.
I bet Sebastian Vettel has had a championship podium piss
by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013
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